Andres Anhalzer @aanhalzer
Joined January 2026-
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Pronoia, the key to a wonderful life: the sincere, deeply held belief that things will always, some how, some way, work out
.@POTUS: "It's going to all work out. You know why? It always does."
Still thinking about this incredible tweet
We discovered a sophisticated recording device that was hidden inside one of our offices. We used our models to understand the device and where it had come from, identifying that a specific employee had planted it a few days earlier. We referred the matter to the FBI, and we’re
Dudes
Texts with my cop neighbor. Our boys play together practically every day.
Families with more than 4 children are in shambles.
ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call
Intel and Micron down on news that there are too many custom asics each requiring memory and fabs
Today we are announcing our biggest bet yet on our own silicon. Starting next calendar year, we will scale our Maia family to multi-gigawatt deployments, making it the primary inference system for our own product and services. And we’re introducing Maia 300, which delivers 40%
entro a instagram todos enamorados,voy a wsp no me habla ni mí viejo,sortean una deuda y me la gano,compro un enano y crece que hdp
We need to relax a bit on the chase for super intelligence being such a dominant topic. I still get people that email with a "hey [assistant] can you please book a Teams call?". Adoption.
@zacbowden Well, the CVP for Windows and Surface publicly supported a return to native windows apps. Months later the new Copilot/Autopilot app came out to be exactly not that. I don't disregard that there are reasons behind it, but let's not subsidize a race to the bottom.
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Erkeklerin, beğendikleri kadının yanında bilişsel performansları düşüyor.
THE EAGLES WERE UP 1 WITH 8 SECONDS LEFT AND LOST 😭
Red Bull are making better strategy calls with a BROKEN one-way radio than Ferrari with a fully functioning one. 😭💀 You genuinely cannot make this up. #F1 | #SingaporeGP
RedBull Ford won today. Blasting this song full volume. On repeat. @jimfarley98 open.spotify.com/track/3xyz9QMA…
Do people understand that the plane won't take off till everyone boards? Some people fail to gather that.
I can confirm that at 2:53 am there is no bumper to bumper traffic to enter departures at seatac
.@DanielLurie delivers a massive dose of common sense on @CNN: “We got so entrapped in our progressive values...we weren’t taking stock of what was happening on our streets. “We had 810 people die of overdose in SF 3 years ago. There’s nothing progressive about that.”
Allez à la confession, vous pourriez mourir plus tôt que vous ne le pensez
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