Me: “Why is my water bill $684?”
Landlord: “You probably used a lot of water.”
Me: “I used 3,200 gallons last month.”
Landlord: “That sounds like a lot.”
Me: “For one person?”
Landlord: “It depends.”
Me: “I was gone for almost two weeks.”
Landlord: “Then maybe you had a leak.”
Me: “I checked.”
Landlord: “Are you sure?”
Me: “There’s no leak.”
Landlord: “Then you should call the water company.”
Me: “I already did.”
Landlord: “What did they say?”
Me: “They said my meter is working normally.”
Landlord: “There you go.”
Me: “They also said something else.”
Landlord: “What?”
Me: “They said my meter is registered to Unit 4.”
Landlord: “Yes. You live in Unit 4.”
Me: “Right.”
Landlord: “So what’s the problem?”
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