cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk
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@jackantonoff if ur still in the UK u should come hang out with me and my friends at our bachelor party trip in Edinburgh I swear we're fun
Folks, he voted against giving bottled water to the homeless during heatwaves.
Toronto, it's going to be a hot one in the coming days. Drink plenty of water, find some shade (or AC), and check in on the people in your life who might need a little extra support. Stay cool and stay safe.
Doug Ford didn’t get rid of his #gravyplane. He just found a way to keep flying it on your dime. The taxpayer funded Bombardier Challenger was sold at a $200k loss to Chartright — the same company now chartering it back to Ford at $10,000 an hour. Also billed to Ontario.
🇨🇦 The Bombardier Challenger Doug Ford bought with the MNR black budget, that he sold back to Bombardier at a loss of $200k, has been sold to Chartright, who provide Doug Ford with his aviation charter services at $10k/HR; so Doug Ford gets his happy ending after all. #GravyPlane
Doug Ford said he gutted OSAP because students were misusing the money and the program was too expensive. But it was @fordnation who was mismanaging OSAP. 95% of a $465 million increase went to private career colleges, not Ontario’s public colleges and universities. #onpoli
NEW: Premier Doug Ford has charged Ontario taxpayers more than $140,000 over the past year to charter private flights across Canada and the United States, according to publicly available records. globalnews.ca/news/11889548/… #onpoli
🏒 RT & Follow @facesottawa for your chance to win 2 Front Row tickets to Game 3 next week! #GoSensGo #ottawa
this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.
@JustinTrudeau have you ever considered getting on Cameo
“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.
MPP who sent homeless people to a for-profit encampment wants to create tens of thousands more homeless people
Ontario’s housing system needs strong solutions, not more delays. Our government’s Fighting Delays, Building Faster Act, 2025 will: ✅ Reduce backlogs at the Landlord & Tenant Board ✅ Stop bad actors ✅ Deliver faster decisions 🔗 news.ontario.ca/en/release/100…
@michaelcera @wesanderson come to the Wood on Wellington tonight at 9 I know you're in Ottawa
@JaredLeto there's this really good sandwich shop in town that my friends and I really like, do you have time next week to come get lunch with us
@bensonboone my friend is a really big fan of yours and he sprained his ankle and can't play soccer anymore. do you think you could show up to one of his games to meet him as like a make-a-wish kid type situation? (he's 28)
Not sure Canada's elxn is as stunning of right wing loss as many are suggesting. Conservatives won huge % of popular vote incl significant inroads in certain immi communities. And Libs didn't even "campaign left, govern right" - they campaigned right esp on economic policies.
How many more times do we have to fucking say it: You cannot overdose on fentanyl simply by touching it or breathing near it and our mainstream newspapers need to stop reporting it as fact just because the police say so.
Two Ottawa officers sent to hospital after exposure to fentanyl, meth ottawacitizen.com/news/two-ottaw…
thinking that performance was pandering to republicans is a degree of media illiteracy i didn’t know was possible
A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag, and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl. Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay attention to them again.
@KiavashNajafi who ever would have thought
This billionaire CEO supported Trump's tariffs and now wants to capitalize on the boycott trend. Anyway, here are some alternatives to Shopify: zapier.com/blog/shopify-a…
We are going to launch buy local features for Shop.app soon. Canada, US, Mexico to start.
give her another grammy
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