Miss Lizard @adelethelaptop
Jesus is Lord. Writer. Totally not a Fed. Virginia, USA Joined April 2015-
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@keysmashbandit I think the effect is probably a brown recluse
Great, now this thing is going to chase me in my dreams.
THIS THING COMING AT YOU Duke University had developed Argus, a 20-legged robot equipped with a camera on each leg, drawing inspiration from the visual system of the sea urchin.
@SpeelingBChamp recreated a reaction image I dreamed about the other night. 😂
@_likki_x @CoveredGeekly I’ve fought bigger and better. I’m not insulting her just to insult her. Her form is bad, and her punches are slow and telegraphed. She’s subconsciously pulling them and lacks follow-through. It’s very clear she has little striking power at the moment.
Being a leftist in America means you fervently support birthright citizenship, but not necessarily birth.
Work interaction from last week: Me: makes stupid pun Manager: “How do you feel about your teeth?” Me: “I’ve always wanted to be able to hold them in my hands.” Manager: “I can help you out with that.”
Does anyone else get emails like this from their boss or just me? #theyloveme #lank
@ScubaDocJMP Also, it occurs to me that my original comment may have read as if I was saying fewer people would have a problem with a pastor joking about his porn addiction. In case it came across that way to you, my bad! I meant fewer people would be upset at someone calling that out.
@ScubaDocJMP Perhaps that part was wishful thinking. Some people who are mad in this scenario wouldn’t be mad about porn usage being called out. Other people who aren’t mad now probably would be then. 😅 I think many Christians have a problem with porn and not with gluttony, unfortunately.
I’ll admit, I don’t fully get why people are so mad at the guy who had an issue with his pastor being fat and openly unrepentant about his gluttony. I get fatness can come from underlying health issues, but OP made it clear the pastor joked often about overeating— (1/7)
@ScubaDocJMP Really as in disbelief, or really as in clarification?
@PhilipATSimpson My bad, you did request advice for beginners.
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