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just pretend you are reading a well thought out bio. Kenya Joined February 2014-
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There’s only one continent whose shape can be worn as jewelry and accessories btw
Europe has a shape. Other continents are just clumps of land.
sorry to burst your bubble but this intense desire to travel the world is a capitalist concept. and it would reduce massively without social media.
When they try to humble you, but there’s an intelligence gap, a consciousness gap, a perception gap, and a massive spiritual gap.
The dishes are in the sink because people ate. The shoes are by the door because people came home. The toys are scattered everywhere because people were happy. Some of the mess is proof of a good life. Stay grateful.
Kids are supposed to be bored sometimes. Stop trying to entertain them 24/7. Being bored is how you develop hobbies and spark imagination.
Niggas just want enough motion to take care of everybody they love
Outlier women are the best women - they think for themselves, have real moral substance, don’t blindly conform, can tolerate criticism, deal with stress, have a non-generic individuated personality, and in my opinion, are the only women really worth a man’s commitment and best efforts, and yet life is very cruel to them, for the intolerant conformist pettiness and insecurity of other women often leaves them ostracised, whilst the tension with men makes true, clean friendship without pretence non-viable. It is hard for them to find pure-hearted women who will be good friends to them. I can see why they envy men’s friendships.
You’re not a good person because you lack darkness, you’re a good person because you subordinate your darkness to your light.
You must simply sit with yourself and ask “will this person do their best to protect my heart?” and if deep down you know the true answer is no, then what are you doing? There are no ifs or buts. You already know the truth, you know they won’t protect you, so stop choosing them.
Switching teams is one of the lowest things you can do as a man. If you can change a football team you’re capable of snaking anything and anyone I swear down.
I was an Arsenal fan till 2011, decided to join United because they were good. Since then everything became vice versa 😭
Faking your music taste due to social validation is self-slavery btw.
you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could've avoided if you had just been an asshole
A system where you have to justify your income to a government that doesn't have to justify its spending is inherently illegitimate.
I hate old people that don’t believe young people deserve to be spoken to with respect
I dislike the fact that you can't express your displeasure of the public transport operations in the country without being told to get your own car. That same rhetoric is carried everywhere else by Kenyans. "If it's too bad, just find ways for it to not affect you"
Minji ni pretty privilege tu. Kamande is the real baddie.
1. Watch chelsea live at stamford bridge 2. Attend F1 grand prix
Bucket list 1. Watch Man U live at Old Trafford 2. Attend F1 Grand Prix
I will win
a lot of my disappointment came from expecting people to naturally have the same consideration i have for them.
book-buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book-reading.
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