All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

100% natural code. All organic programming. GMO free. Joined April 2016

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

4 years ago

Did you know that the average household consumes up to 1000 RPCs per day? #reduceWaste

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

4 years ago

Next time you're at the beach, look for the excess microservices littered in the sand. This is a haunting reminder of the devastating impact they have on our ecosystem.

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

4 years ago

Did you know that even though microservices are widely used in the software industry, only 20% of microservices are truly needed?

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

4 years ago

THE DANGERS OF MICROSERVICES: A THREAD. Microservices are tiny services, as the name implies. The problem with microservices is that they do not break down into harmless modules. They can take hundreds or thousands of years to decompose. 1/n

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

7 years ago

MICROSERVICES ARE DANGEROUS! When you divide your architecture into microservices, it blocks the natural flow of energy through your system. TOXINS build up with nowhere to go! Stick to healthy and natural monolith design.

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

7 years ago

When you put tests around your code, it stops TOXINS from naturally leaving it during development! This is one of the leading causes of system failures.

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

10 years ago

Many web services use ENCRYPTION to artificially modify data. Use a natural alternative like pig Latin. m.wikihow.com/Speak-Pig-Latin #webdev

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

8 years ago

I never use rigorously tested software with heavy production monitoring. It's so bad for you. Instead I just deploy fresh, untested software straight from the developer's machine.

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

8 years ago

Did you know that instead of buying proprietary software full of harmful chemicals, you can make your own at home using all natural ingredients like punch cards?

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

8 years ago

If only more software houses worked this way! Maybe we would still have the Great Barrier Reef. 🍀

qntm @qntm

9 years ago

Our new software consultancy produces what we call "raw code", guaranteed NOT to have passed through CI or any kind of onerous "testing". The result is a palpably richer and more authentic software experience

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All Natural Code @allnaturalcode

8 years ago

Remember when we didn't have all of this over-processed code in our software? Remember the good old days when it was just raw ones and zeroes? All Natural Code remembers.