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The other day I almost drove into this @KeNHAKenya do better
Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡 I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu. Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero. Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name
Did the guy actually say “more gay parties?”
Hakuna mtu anasema ata better drainage system? Waah mamae
Lol
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And the winner is... Financially Incorrect @FinanciallyInc for Best Business Creator at #BakeAwards2026. They beat out African Business Watch, @JustMoneypod, @nipashebiz & @SwalaNyetiKe in the the Bloggers Association of Kenya award category sponsored by Absa Bank Kenya.
Celebrating this year's top creators in various categories at the #BakeAwards2026
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Happy Maandamano Eve to everyone except fence sitters, corrupt politicians, sycophants defending utter nonsense, the police, and everyone enabling this bad governance, while hardworking Kenyans continue to hustle themselves to the bone just to stay afloat
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June 25th should ultimately become a public holiday
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Exactly two years ago, a generation rose. They were young Kenyans armed not with weapons but smartphones, the national flag, and the Constitution. They were the Gen-Zs pushing for better governance and accountability. ow.ly/51xr50ZgISw
🤣🤣🤣🤣 This dude is pathetic
Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines 'BOLD' extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.
An anti-protest protest is a new one
Nikama Ruto ako na stress ameleta maandamano ya anti Maandamano it has 15 people at Archives
Even the South Africans are starting to acknowledge that Kenya is the hub of Afrohouse in Africa. What a time to be alive!
This one was a banger though
For the record I did find Abby's mother a 90k-a-month job,40k monthly upkeep ever since. She went ahead to get her own 3 other kids though.
What the fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST
@lavidaNOTA Afrohouse is huge in Kenya bro!
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MP Ndindi Nyoro: Vocal in the media but absent when it counts nation.africa/kenya/news/pol…
Can CFAO please get serious. Where is China man
CFAO Kenya has launched it's first ever fully electric vehicle Toyota bZ4X built for kenyan roads. It's able to cover a range of 516km on single charge , comes with all wheel drive with X-Mode and 10%-80% charge in just 30mins Vehicle will cost 11.3M
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This is what it's all about, unreal
That clip of the DR Congo fans in Lisbon that was just on the BBC there, absolutely sensational 😂😂
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