andreas @androidsen
Joined June 2011-
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ugh this pay phone doesn't even have twitter or anything smh
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I never want to go to a bar where everybody knows my name.
Never judge a book by its cover. Except for this one. Let's see, "The...Bible"? No pictures or anything? 0/10. Wouldn't recommend.
Tribal tattoos are a great way of letting people know your mom huffed paint thinner during her pregnancy
Sharon Osbournes dog has a twitter account. It has no tweets, and twice as many followers as me.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
the more you know who you are and what you want the less you let things upset you
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They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.
If you overhear someone mentioning how 'the worst thing ever happened the other day', feel free to remind them of the holocaust.
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fat nude man in guy fawkes mask sucked up by jet engine while doing jumping jacks on runway. the olympics have been cancelled in his honor
embrace the past. the choices you have already made define you a lot more than the ones you have yet to make.
If at first you don't succeed, kill everyone you ever told you were going to try.
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