Andrew @aplaskowsky

I do things on the internet Sacramento, CA Joined March 2013

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Andrew @aplaskowsky

4 weeks ago

Went thru my Safari tabs on my phone and we’re down from 200 to 60 🥲

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a month ago

It’s crazy to think I was at Ariana tonight - stage is coming down - new stage goes up for Tame Impala and I’m right back at the same place for the next show

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2 months ago

Girl in front of me on the plane is watching “Michael” and every time I look up it keeps getting worse than I could’ve imagined 🥴

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2 months ago

I wish I could find conecuh sausage in California 💔

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2 months ago

They need to bring back those Smores candy bars

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2 months ago

Bestie got a Petal surprise crewneck and I’m sitting here like

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2 months ago

Tonight’s Ariana show was by far the best of the now 4x I’ve seen her. Like damn she keeps finding new ways to vocally surprise me – looking at you Dangerous Woman & Break Free 🙂‍↕️ #esoakland

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3 months ago

I Love Boosters (2026) ⬇️

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3 months ago

put a new blade on my electric razor and it shaved the skin clean off of my face

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3 months ago

Fandango crashed but the Regal app came through with The Odyssey IMAX tix 🙏🏻

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3 months ago

What is the best flavor of gummy bear and why is it pineapple?

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3 months ago

Flying with an ear/sinus infection is so rad cuz it’s like “wow my entire head hurts, I hope my eardrum doesn’t explode!”

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3 months ago

Dua using the instrumental for ‘French Exit’ on the #radicaloptimismtour film despite it being the one track she didn’t perform 😆

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3 months ago

Progressive and Verizon always coming like a thief in the night 😒

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3 months ago

There’s so much pollen outside I have a nightmare of a headache

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4 months ago

My next concert is Ariana Grande what is life

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4 months ago

Gwen liked my tweet BYE

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4 months ago

One of my fave No Doubt songs is “Running” and they really did that 🫪💀 and after the first performance of “The Climb” since TK TOUR? Not knowing what was coming next made all the difference