Astrologer Kennedi Gopalan @askenni
I am a professional Vedic Astrologer from Tamil Nadu. I am also a journalist, a blogger, a screenwriter, an actor, a filmmaker, an author, and a farmer. askenni.com/who-am-i/ Completely Virtual Joined May 2008-
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A man will never stay loyal to a woman who doesn’t give him sex, respect, and peace.
You can never defeat a man who walks into a mall alone, orders an ice cream cone, and enjoys every bite by himself. Pic Credit - Your Truly Enhanced using AI
I think Vijay made a blunder.
I said, “I don’t want the cone. Please give me the scoops in a cup.” He replied, “We can’t do that, sir. We cannot serve the ice cream in a cup.” I said, “Fine. Do you have a free paper cup and a spoon?” “Yes.” “Then please give me the ice cream in the cone, along with….
Had Lakshmana cut off Shurpanakha’s nose today instead of in the Treta Yuga, he’d probably be facing a non-bailable warrant.
Thank God I belong to Gen X (born in 1975, age 51). Every girlfriend I ever had was the one who proposed to me—and that too without me having an engineering degree or a Green Card.
M. Karunanidhi was famous for: • Sharp repartee, • Double entendres, • Literary wordplay, and • Political wit. No DNA test is needed for Udayanidhi Stalin.
Men have fought and died for only three things: women, wealth, and land.
@Kekius_Sage Kids are born not afraid of electricity as well.
We live in a strange time where speaking the truth can get you arrested. If I were to give a talk on Vedic Astrology today, I would probably have to ensure that no mobile phones or recording devices were allowed inside the venue. Such are the times we live in.
The rich and successful people neither share their secrets to success nor write self-help books. These books are written by thinkers and authors whose livelihood depends on the sale of books.
I saw a post where a tenant called his landlord greedy for raising the rent by 50% and asking him to vacate if he couldn’t pay. My landlord did the same in 2024. I simply moved out without crying on the internet. We live in a world driven by demand and supply. If someone …
When a marriage ends in divorce, most people immediately blame their partner. No one pauses to consider that, from a Vedic astrological perspective, such events unfold in accordance with one’s own karma—something reflected in one’s own horoscope. Blaming the other may be …
A close relative of mine, in his early 30s and living in India, is still unmarried. The last woman he spoke to wanted only one thing—to settle in the US. Two months ago, he met another prospective match, and her dream was to settle in Iceland. The US, I understand. But Iceland?
A common question people ask me is, “How come bad people succeed while good people struggle most of the time?” There are only two reasons. First, you never witness their entire life. You see only the chapter in which they appear successful, not the struggles, failures, …
If lending or borrowing money can ruin a good friendship, seeking free services from a friend can ruin it just as easily. Vedic Astrologer @ askenni.com
My wife casually remarked that some idiots were crediting the heavy rains—which eventually forced Karnataka to release water to Tamil Nadu—to CM Joseph Vijay. I replied, “Well, yes. Astrologically, that’s entirely true.” In Vedic Astrology, when the ruler or king is….
It is scientifically impossible to prove that your electronic gadgets would conk out during your Sade Sathi (Saturn’s 7½-year transit). Well, astrologically, it is very much possible. Effect of Sade Sathi @ askenni.com/product/effect…
What’s with this obsession of calling people “nepo kids”? What does that even mean? If your parents happened to be unsuccessful, what exactly are successful parents supposed to do about it?
Indian dating system — Once upon a time: Horoscope matching Families meet the bride and groom Discussion on wealth and assets Discussion on marriage expenses Engagement Marriage Sex Indian dating system — Today: Sex Families meet the bride and groom Discussion on wealth …
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