ASMDSS @asmdss

Read about and share the crazy, off the wall, hilarious and just downright awesome shit your Drill Sergeants said. facebook.com/ASMDSS Joined September 2012

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ASMDSS @asmdss

7 years ago

Just ate 11lbs of Louisiana crawfish by light of a headlamp using a pallet as a table. This was the only redeeming quality of this JRTC rotation. The flight home in the morning will likely involve destroying an airplane toilet. ~HMFIC~

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7 years ago

The manual transmission, also known as the "Millenial Anti-Theft Device". shop.asmdss.com/products/real-…

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7 years ago

Ah the joys of having a daughter. ~Storm facebook.com/ASMDSS/posts/5…

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7 years ago

Something wicked this way comes... ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/pentag…

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

What do you call infantry with an I.Q. of 160 ??.. A battalion....

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7 years ago

Be alert! ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/update…

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This should be interesting... ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/air-fo…

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ASMDSS @asmdss

7 years ago

"You privates are softer than a sneaker full of puppy shit!"

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7 years ago

Just gonna leave this here. ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/hillar…

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Good. ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/trump-…

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This dude is a drunk Mr. Wizard for adults. ~Storm youtube.com/user/arduinove… youtube.com/user/arduinove…

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Respect Commander. ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/coast-…

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C'mon people...this getting ridiculous ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/pungen…

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7 years ago

So true! ~DS Rock facebook.com/18432690292708… facebook.com/24528454933386…

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7 years ago

Yep, think I'll skip leg day today.... ~Storm facebook.com/ASMDSS/posts/5…

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7 years ago

BREAKING: F-16 fighter jet crashes into commercial building in California americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/f-16-f…

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