moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

phd in vibe science, market basket loyalist, elon musk hate account Massachusetts, USA Joined June 2009

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lily @lil_mermaid

8 months ago

i hate when i think a guy is hot who everyone else also thinks is hot. it’s like ok well i guess you got me too…. fucker

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

8 months ago

one day you’re young, the next you’re 30 and your husband is installing a heated toilet seat/warm water bidet combo as one of your christmas presents

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

9 months ago

crying thinking about how someday my 2 year old might go to her partner’s family’s for Thanksgiving…

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

10 months ago

protein cold foam?? how about I get a GUN

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bt @b__________t

11 months ago

do vintage designer stores deliberately buy things in sizes that only toddlers can fit or does everyone just hate me specifically

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

11 months ago

TRUST that in the year of our lord 2025, you do NOT need to be making your pet an instagram account. when it comes up in my recommended accounts I will not be following. please stop, I’m BEGGING.

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

a year ago

got to be the one to break the taylor swift news to the office

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jon repetti @pourfairelevide

a year ago

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

a year ago

@neepynoop and that can be soooo beautiful for a woman!

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DA VINKI @VorosTwins

a year ago

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well we asked the Da Vinki Twins and they said Da Vinki

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

a year ago

one thing no one tells you about being a parent is that you WILL encounter some WEIRD ASS children at the playground

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

a year ago

@notwurms NEW TWITTER PIC JUST DROPPED #pocketsizedandy

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Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC

a year ago

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moonstoned🌚 @auntiezing

a year ago

and now i’m scrolling zillow in bed with the fan on and windows open listening to the birds & wind!!!!! life can be so beautiful

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having a perfect day! woke up early & lounged in bed, had quick scrambled eggs & toast before I heading to a vinyasa class. got an iced latte & came home to toddler snuggles, went to an antique store & estate sale and grabbed lunch at market basket as a fam. now baby is napping!