Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc
Raw and Colorful シ C -R-A-Z-Y-N-E-S-S Personified. #SeriouslyFunny https://t.co/2s5HnLY7fn twitter.com/awk_doc/timeli… #PerpendicularUniverse Joined May 2010-
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Intelligent people live miserably. Ignorance is bliss.
Striving for the Best is the cruelest thing you are doing to yourself. ‘Best’ is an illusion, you can never reach. Settle for ‘Satisfactory’. Satisfactory will always be satisfactory, Best will not be Best always.
People not happy in the Country they are born… People not happy in the Religion they are born.. People not happy in the Looks they are born.. People not happy in the Gender they are born… Are they just unhappy being Born ?!
Boarding schools are like a High Class Orphanage. As many years the kid spends there, that much he/she is becoming a robot away from family values. #Truth
People have stopped understanding the difference between hospitality between a hotel and a hospital. You pay at both places for the room but the purpose is different…
Love is not like Diabetes, it happened then it’s going to stay. Love is like Normal Sugar level In a diabetic, you have to work hard and put effort to maintain it. #MedicalLove
You read Physics Chemistry Maths more than others and become an IITian. How does it make you more qualified to give speech on life lessons, society and such things?! Even more so these actors… they give gyan on everything.. from feminism to parenting. Under what qualifications?!
Bangalore has maximum number of IT professionals. Ideas originate from this land. Everyday one more apps and idea are coming forward… but… no one knows how to solve the Bangalore traffic situation ?! All IT brains are going in wrong direction. #Bangaloreatraffic #SiliconValley
BMTC buses identify themselves as a Scooter… they take pass from right.. left or even between two stalled vehicles. They run on diverted roads, pothole roads or even footpath… with same speed. Shall we call it Vehicle-fluidity ?!! # BangaloreTraffic
@SudiptoDoc Gen Beta - ‘let’s challenge the physiology’ campaign 😹
If people can identify themselves as a gender which is not there in their birth certificate, why can’t I identify myself at an age which is not there in my ID card ?! I call myself 18 years old from now onwards and you can’t retire me.
@ola_supports Parents worried to escalate the issue as driver knows the house address. Just make sure your trips are more safe for single female travelers.
After raising Safety issue with one of the Ola rides, the customer care offers a voucher. Obviously, a human dignity and life can be compensated with a voucher. Well done @Olacabs Btw, the SOS and ‘Emergency’ doesn’t work in real situations. But it’s not your problem I guess.
If ‘Shut up’ is to keep quiet… then ‘shut down’ must be to keep talking … right ?!
People who want to die.. actually, they don’t want to die, they just want to live differently. Please give everyone a chance to live differently.
Being a doctor, my newest discovery is finding the composition of Chill Pill… It’s Paracetamol… as it chills you when you are hot (read fever). So next time someone tells you to take a chill pill… you know what to ask the pharmacist. Anyone needs a prescription ?! 🤓
Success and Violence have similar kind of addiction. Once you start… you don’t want to stop. Adrenaline rush can make you either Successful or Violent.
There is no bigger addiction than Oxygen….. Withdrawal symptoms will kill you…. literally. #HaveYouEverThought
@vcsood The solution is castration. Just catch, castrate, release. Even if we do castration 2 months in a year, in 2-3 years the stray dogs population will decrease drastically. Next… how to know if the dog is castrated? Simple.. tag the ears, like they do for cows.
Calling someone a Dog is an abuse for us. When you call someone a dog, both the speaker and the listener imagine a street dog getting beaten, biting… and not a puppy or a pet whom you bought in Lakhs. - Solve the stray dogs problem, and ‘Dog’will no longer be abusive word. 🐾
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ruchi kokcha @ruchikokcha
81K Followers 434 Following I write therefore I am. Author : Obsessed, published by HarperCollins | Order Obsessed here:
Ra ch naa @raggedtag
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55K Followers 3K Following Tweets written by me are in #अस्वी others I get from fb,WA or Instagram https://t.co/xtiKwW0HjN
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!! सरकार !! @darshanvpathak
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Indian Doctor🇮🇳 @Indian__doctor
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44.8M Followers 2K Following "तुमने हमें पूज पूज कर पत्थर कर डाला ; वे जो हमपर जुमले कसते हैं हमें ज़िंदा तो समझते हैं "~ हरिवंश राय बच्चन
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