tim @axiologist

real estate, pizza, drinks, umphreys. not necessarily in that order Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2013

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tim @axiologist

10 months ago

@Gregrock Twas a delight to see you!

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11 months ago

Don’t vote for this guy but Chefchaouen doesn’t have a rat problem, just sayin

New York Post @nypost

11 months ago

Curtis Sliwa calls for feral cat ‘colonies’ to claw back at NYC rat problem: ‘Caped crusaders at night’ trib.al/DgzKA7R

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@dbkels828 NYC was hell. Sirens 24/7 and everything shut down. Had to wait in line to get groceries cause they’d only let so many people inside at once. Good friend had to work at at his hospital every day, they freezer trucks of bodies cause the morgues were full

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a year ago

@goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee arm, twisted

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a year ago

@goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee FF

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a year ago

@Gregrock happy birthday!! Hope it’s a great show tonight. Miss you a lot and hope to see you soon!

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a year ago

@Gregrock Whoa i did not know this was possible

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a year ago

Here’s video of Taste the Biscuit from last night

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a year ago

@goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee @Sharkeys @moeperiod @HigherGround getting in the van! Stoked for a fun weekend \mm/

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Umphrey's McGee @umphreysmcgee

a year ago

Morockshow is coming to your living room. 6/18, 8PM (ET) - Morockshow Night 1 6/19, 8PM (ET) - Morockshow Night 2 6/20, 8PM (ET) - Morockshow Night 3 Streaming exclusively on @nugsnet \mm/

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tim @axiologist

a year ago

@moodyfoodiedude Hell yeah! Had a blast there for a few days before Morockshow. If you want to sit on the waterfront with a cocktail, they serve drinks from Quiosque Ribeira das Naus and have a bunch of lounge chairs along the pier

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Variety @Variety

a year ago

Yamal Said, drummer of the Austin, Texas-based rock band Lord Buffalo, was forcibly removed from a plane and detained by the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol on Monday while en route to the band’s European tour. “We are heartbroken to announce we have to cancel our upcoming European tour,” the band wrote. “Our drummer, Yamal Said, who is a Mexican citizen and lawful permanent resident of the United States (green card holder) was forcibly removed from our flight to Europe by Customs and Border Patrol…He has not been released, and we have been unable to contact him.” variety.com/2025/music/new…

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tim @axiologist

a year ago

This is the only thing Casablanca has made me sure of

bunkey @chiefkeefmidi

4 years ago

cats would love cigarettes

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a year ago

@gregg_tweets @umphreysmcgee Woooow I thought Lisbon was a good layover 😂

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a year ago

@moodyfoodiedude We’ve been having a blast in Lisbon/Sintra!

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a year ago

this is phenomenal

Umphrey's McGee @umphreysmcgee

a year ago

> Lenny (with Grace Bowers)

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a year ago

@_SweepingViews Mantis always was their best

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Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin

a year ago

Literally doing the Chappelle bit x.com/dog_head/statu…

Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin

a year ago

Santelli: "why does nike sell sneakers for 200 bucks and make them in china where they pay them peanuts?" Liesman: "Now you care about chinese workers?" (for the record, Nike's supply chain is largely in Vietnam)

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Aaron Blake @AaronBlake

a year ago

Between this, Ross Ulbricht, and Carlos Watson, Trump's pardons have wiped out $381 million in restitution to victims. The gov't was also seeking nearly $700 million in restitution from Trevor Milton. Could have totaled over $1 billion.

Kenneth P. Vogel @kenvogel

a year ago

NEW: Trump continues using clemency to reward ex-Hunter Biden business partners who testified against him. Jason Galanis, who the judge called a "serial fraudster," got a commutation of his securities fraud sentence of 189 mos. in prison + $162m in restitution/forfeiture.

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Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays

a year ago

Greg Abbott put razor wire in buoys to drown children, I’m good with whatever derogatory nicknames Jasmine Crockett decides to hurl at him. Hot Wheels is generous, imo.