David J Batten @battenworks
Software engineer and DevOps specialist, motocross/supercross fan, and billiard enthusiast. SLC, UT Joined October 2010-
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Election Day should be a national holiday. No one should be working. We should be at the polls and then maybe a bbq as we wait for results to come in. There should be floats and parades. We shouldn't have to beg people to go out and vote. It should be celebrated.
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I've done okay for someone who was told that in order to succeed, one must be extroverted, a morning person, forceful, aggressive, and expensively dressed.
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you’re not fooling anyone
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It's My birthday! I'm turning ∞.
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If you can make 65,000 people sing in sync after your 33 years after your death, you're not a singer but legend
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New Orleans students Ne’Kiya Jackson and Calcea Johnson, credited with solving the Pythagorean theorem using trigonometry, have discovered nine more solutions to the problem nola.com/news/education…
@pattonoswalt My kids had the same reaction when we watched Alien the other night. My wife and I prepped them for an intense experience. They were like "that movie was goofy and lame. What's your deal? Stupid old people."
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Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the fouriest transform
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The perfect photo doesn't exi.....
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I’m done blessing America. I’m moving on to Canada. It’s less needy and has better poutine.
This is perfect. 🤘
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This is big news - Andrea Zuill and Nelly Buchet listed in Publishers Weekly Best 20 Books of 2024 list for Dog Vs Strawbery!
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Happy birthday to our @DocBrownLloyd
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A brilliant, bold statement by @ChrissieHynde.
Love this. Requiring an in-person visit as the "easiest" way to cancel a subscription is ridiculous.
BREAKING: The FTC has announced the “click-to-cancel” rule that will require companies to let you cancel any product as easily as you registered. Long, difficult cancelation processes will be illegal. If you signed up with a click, they’ll have to let you cancel with a click.
Scream it from the rooftops, y'all.
🌍⏰ The challenge with remote work isn’t the remote part. It’s the limited cross-time zone overlap.
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There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
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is there any evidence that annual goal-setting is actually an effective way to run a company? Is there historic data to show that it really works and is better than no goals, or monthly goals, or 5 year roadmaps? I know it's INTENDED to be helpful, but does it really help?
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