Ben @benjamin_Humdog

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn? #ASU🔱 #Cal🐻 #Niners #DubNation #SFGiants / fairweather #SJSharks / bandwagon #COYG Bay Area Joined July 2014

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

7 days ago

@tipodissd @WildcatBets UARIZONA fan try not to be a total fucking weirdo challenge (impossible)

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rex volcano @RexVolcano

a week ago

the mistake isn’t locking college conferences so no one can leave or join, it’s using the 2026 post-apocalypse layout instead of restoring the version when they were actually good

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

a week ago

@COLLEGEFBONLY No big game, no victory bell, no FSU-Miami, no Harvard-Yale, territorial cup in "they're rivals?" Dude is an ultimate casual.

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@sportslogosnet Genuinely the worst major professional sports team logo ever. It would be C+ work for a high school graphic design class. It blows my mind that an actual professional was paid actual money to design this steaming pile of shit for a multi billion dollar franchise.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

2 weeks ago

@pukelidt @morrisoncrying And they all have more fans than the nets

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

2 weeks ago

@hanux_ @DerpyJeeves @NBA_NewYork Np

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

2 weeks ago

@hanux_ @DerpyJeeves @NBA_NewYork That's not true. The NBA was founded in 1949 (77 years ago) when the NBL and BAA merged. The first NBA finals was 1950, the Kings (then Rochester Royals) won the 1951 NBA finals. Technically the first NBA championship was 1947 since the NBA claims the history of the BAA.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

2 weeks ago

@RehabTheCrab @KNBR The fact that Joe Buck, a man who's openly admitted he doesn't watch, follow, or care for the game anymore, was put in before them is a disgrace.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

3 weeks ago

See you in Fall Berkeley @CalFootball #GoBears

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

3 weeks ago

@Cmdr_Cooley @the_P_God I can pretty much guarantee every raw milk drinker is also an anti-vaxxer. They're the exact same people.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

3 weeks ago

@DNLSHLR @TruuuuuIsMyQB @GfedGoCrazy They're not the dallas rangers

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

4 weeks ago

@ASU_Baseball Fucking pathetic

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

4 weeks ago

@ASU_Baseball Genuinely so pathetic

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

4 weeks ago

@Darth__Devil The one time the bullpen shows up

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Fatty Barrels @FattyBarrels

4 weeks ago

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

a month ago

@HunterD_20 They chose the worst possible stadium in the valley. Almost an hour away from tempe / scottsdale, surrounded by miles of suburban sprawl.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

a month ago

@TIMBO_SL1CE It's a list of total criminal incidents, so it counts murder and public intoxication equally. Been to over half these campuses and the only legitimately sketchy ones were usc and gcu.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

a month ago

@AdmiralBear01 @DepressedCalFan Last time this was posted someone said it was based off total criminal incidents, not per capita, and not weighted for violent crime vs misdemeanors. It's a worthless list that's essentially just the campuses with the biggest populations.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

a month ago

@tempebarstool Because students today were in diapers the last time we were nationally relevant. Idiotic AD fired Pat Murphy for no reason and the program still hasn't recovered.

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Ben @benjamin_Humdog

a month ago

@PPetesStache @PistolRick That wouldn't be an issue if they put it in Scottsdale like the pac 12 tournament was. Surprise is an hour away from anything worth doing.