Bern @berniewriter

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Bern @berniewriter

2 years ago

@FullSail's #12DaysofGear Giveaway. Enter here: wn.nr/jEBTL5b This link looks kinda crazy but it'll get me some extra entries for the giveaway so... get it!

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2 years ago

@FullSail's #12DaysofGear Giveaway :) Enter at hub.fullsail.edu/12-days-of-gear

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3 years ago

Let’s go football players #FullSailBigGame

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4 years ago

Thanks @macmiller for spending 2,521 minutes with me in 2022. Love Lost numero uno #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4LLpKhy…

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4 years ago

When I’m singing to a RnB song that’s been out for 20 years in public and somebody says “oh you know about that huh?” really must mean that a lot of us white folks don’t know about that

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4 years ago

“uh uh now you gotta buy something” so I bought one of those white macadamia nut cookies that are lowkey kinda fire and as soon as they put it on the counter I started pissing on it

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I remember when I was in a store that didn’t have a public restroom and I had kidney stones so I went to the Subway next door and they said “aren’t you gonna buy a sandwich” and I said no so they said I guess you can go so when I had to go a second time they said

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6 years ago

calling all flat-earthers, bigfoot people, and rigged election people: what’s up

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6 years ago

cops: *kill multiple children in the same week* people with a blue line thru an american flag in their yard: protect our powice 🥺🥾

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6 years ago

Reason #512 not to live at home me: I spent 13hrs in the studio yesterday dad! so dope! dad: yeah you can’t do that cause like health and sleep and being normal me: but I’m happy dad: no. Impossible

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6 years ago

I wonder what 1996 Biggie would say to 2012 Drake

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6 years ago

If video games are a personality trait, you need a personality trait

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6 years ago

It’s been a year. Why is nobody talking about “somebody hit your block up, I’d tell ya if it was us” spit by... drake. DRAKE.🧢🧢🧢

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6 years ago

what in the hell do we change our clocks twice a year for, who holds a gun up at father time and says “do it”

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6 years ago

daylight savings is fucking stupid

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6 years ago

what about walmart??

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6 years ago

See how weird your state is compared to the rest of the country 😜

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6 years ago

@vero_half Yo I'm 40 years YOUNG

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6 years ago

I can’t believe you had to allll the way tell me you tagged me in a tweet. So oblivious to twitter. This app makes me feel... unhip. IG? Chillin, but twitter... guess that comes with turning 40