superfast @bitchetymology
do you like the show? (she/her) Joined December 2011-
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the culture that made me say culture is for me
Over 20 years ago I took Amber to @fenwaypark for the first time! The @redsox let me throw out the first pitch..they went on to win the World Series that year for the first time in 86 years! pretty great memory..even tho she got sick and we had to leave this game half way thru!
I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.
@AaronRodgers12 I know you have one good football game in ya, let’s go get it today big dog
the bengals 2024 season really has been giving sarah j maas
Every single Bengals game this season feels like it comes down to a final 5 minutes of absolute chaos. Very entertaining. Equally bad for my health.
if I married the boy I had a crush on in high school with the last name “bell” I would name our daughter “slay”
filing a post mortem self report. primary message being a reminder to mind scope of each initiative from start to finish before embarking on new tasks (looking at self in mirror) that may distract from higher priorities (putting dirty mug in dishwasher and starting dishwasher)
forgot about the end user (the dishwasher) of the final product (dirty coffee mug I left in my office) in route to delivery (bathroom between office and dishwasher)
they should do soul cycle but instead of riding to the beat u ride to las culturistas the podcast
this is exactly what any weeknight conversation sounds like between my husband and I
Kieran Culkin and Colman Domingo argue about astrology. ♐️ #ActorsOnActors wp.me/pc8uak-1lF8Lt
Oh God the kids are losers
there is no such thing as casual sex, nothing about sex is casual. you are inserting yourself into someone else. someone explain wtf is casual about that?
i didn't think it was possible to get severe CTE as a quarterback
when you're the only chronically online family member
maybe I’ll just start doing crack cocaine
The Reds are actually sending me into a deep depression that only the Bengals can cure
anyone shocked by this does not understand the concept of new england
BERNIE SANDERS LITERALLY ON STAGE AT NOAHS SHOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKDHDBEBD
hi jon.. you were drafted (by me) as the overall #1 pick in my Survivor draft 😕
kennycore, if you will
this is probably what chevy chase sees in his nightmares
I need to mute donald glovers name dude I’m becoming feral again… this can’t happen anymore now that we are both married to different people
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to listen to las culturistas
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