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Hi everyone, sorry it’s been a while. We’ve been busy solving murders.
A League investigation confirmed the passing of Mexico City's Anastasia Isarobot was due to electoral causes. They will be missed and will tragically miss Double Down Thursdays, where Fans are awarded 200 chips & 40 votes instead of 100 chips & 20 votes on Blaseball.com
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Ohio Worm Johnnyboy Aster, who died peacefully in his siesta by incineration following Season 2's Blessings. RIV Johnnyboy Aster, who would have wanted you to follow Blaseball on all social media platforms. ⚾️🩸
We are saddened to learn of Tigers Player Leandra Beech's recent passing by incineration. They will tragically never get to see who comes out on top in this ILB Postseason to become the Season 2 Champion. RIV Leandra Beech. ⚾️🩸 blaseball.com/?utm_source=tw…
10 minutes until Polls Close! Don't forget to #VOTE for the next Crew Chief!🩸⚾️ blaseball.com/?utm_source=tw…
Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 2! See you at the Election tomorrow. Polls close at 1 pm eastern, 10 am pacific. Don’t forget to #VOTE!🩸⚾️
NEVER ESTIMATE THE BEAMS! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams the title of Season 2 Champion with a Golden Record of 71-19 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!
The Sunbeams get the brooms out. Can the Flowers hang on?🩸⚾️ blaseball.com
Congratulations to your new Evil Conference Champions!
makes sense to me
The stage is set for the Season 2 Internet Series!
Congratulations to your new Good Conference Champions!
Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
Congratulations Hawai'i Fridays! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
Congratulations Hades Tigers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
@BFFBlaseball correct
Internal Error did this one. forget this one.
⚾️🩸THE STAGE IS SET for the Good and Evil Conference Championships, TOMORROW @ 12 pm ET/9 am PT🩸⚾️
@bevanthewise uhh it's still the conference championships
THE STAGE IS SET WAKE UP Play Ball!🩸⚾️ blaseball.com
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The Game Band @thegameband
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The Anchor 🐌 @blaseround
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