GirthApprentice @blastingloads

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Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl

5 hours ago

Every single one of my Chicago mutuals is underestimating my willingness and ability to hang out with them. FACT!

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GirthApprentice @blastingloads

3 hours ago

Before Piggly Wiggly, the standard was to go to the store and give the clerk a list and they would shop for you.

Andrew @railginshot

7 hours ago

Tonight we let the Pig speak

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Sir Barefoot @SirBarefoot

8 hours ago

Comfort Colors is the best for this. 100% cotton, made in the USA, elite

Daniel @danielgothits

12 hours ago

tshirt recs please??? i really just wanna buy like 20 of the exact same tshirt in a few basic colors and be done forever

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gabby @MISERABLEN0W

11 hours ago

Post-shower beer and post-beer shower are both better sensations than shower beers

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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq

9 hours ago

A hill I’ll die on: Calling off work because your pet is sick, dying, or has passed away is every bit as valid as calling off for a human family member.

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? @angelicstash

9 hours ago

had to document this kettle cooked chip. the fucking crunch on that sent chills up my spine. 11/10

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GirthApprentice @blastingloads

3 hours ago

This is exactly why I say In N Out and Five Guys are terrible. Fresh fries are so bad.

justina @justtjustinaa

4 hours ago

as someone who never twice fries potatoes for fries, yeah I?? I was missing out

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Naomi Lewis ♡ @naominlewis

a day ago

Kinda love this shot I got of Bosnia fans in Pike Place hehe

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

8 hours ago

BREAKING: Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate

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saweeeties @saweeeties

9 hours ago

salted brown butter toffee caramel blondies

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Ming-Na Wen @MingNa

9 hours ago

Summer's here! Where's my Princess Leia bikini?

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I love the economic model where we are told that paying supermarket cashiers a living wage will instantly collapse the global economy, but a CEO getting a $50 million exit bonus for ruining a company is just standard market health.

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chlosiphus (boy and girl mom) @chlosiphus

11 hours ago

Okay so what you’re gonna wanna do is order these. Now go to your junk drawer and then the thrift store and fill them up. A wallet. A flashlight. Door knob. Scrunchie. Car. Ball. Piece of rope. Shovel. Miscellaneous figurine. Spoon. Old cassette. Pack of tissues. So on and so forth until you have like 10 bags with 5-10 items. Every now and then place one bag into the child’s environment. Leave until they tire of them (usually several days) and repeat. Whenever you get a random small toy or item they’re interested in place it in one of the bags when they get bored of it. Next time they rotate to that bag they’re thrilled. It’s cheap open ended play that allows them to get creative.

Womansplainer @iWomansplainer

a day ago

Baby boy’s birthday is coming up so I need suggestions for toddler toys!! What are your/your children’s favorite, go-to toys? Not the ones that end up sitting in a closet after 2 days… the ones they can’t stop playing with!

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GirthApprentice @blastingloads

8 hours ago

Of course they are. That’s the cost of everyone being fucking obsessed with protein now.

Shawn Gorham @shawngorham

12 hours ago

Why is nobody talking about the cost of Whey protein EXPLODING? Raw goods are off the charts, all time high. They are also having supply issues. Almost cheaper to eat real meat now :)