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i recently found out i live 5 mins away from the jersey shore’s mike The Situation sorrentino and now i constantly see him driving around town in his lifted brown jeep gladiator. i just saw him leaving shoprite. what if we became friends. what if The Situation were my best friend

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2 months ago

@DukeHerndon who wants to know…

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2 months ago

@JaqenHgar10000 no he’s just my neighbor. and future best friend.

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2 months ago

@MattsBestTweets matt you’re not wrong about that

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3 months ago

@elliottgray ship of thesis

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4 months ago

@Dan_Cassaro we just came from shopping at l’occitane it’s the only store that’s open on 86th street because my man here did so well on his test he just wanted some hand lotion and we went up and got it but now they’re closing

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10 years ago

this snowy day reminded me of the most insane video of all time

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6 months ago

the internet is broken. sup is trying to save it. and we're hiring a Design Engineer. $200-250k. good healthcare. free lunch. jumpsuits (?) NY or CA. dm for details ✌️

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8 months ago

@johnpalmer patatje oorlog… s-tier

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8 months ago

i did a design sprint for the BEN SOLO pitch and i regret to inform you the movie would have been sick. rip.

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8 months ago

@PrimeIntellect what’s the story here?

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9 months ago

i think if you type your password almost right. like one or two mistakes. websites should be like Ahhhh close enough get your ass in here buddy :)

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9 months ago

@owenbroadcast my two-year-old calls anything unpleasant “itchy”

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10 months ago

my two-year-old often asks me what strangers’ names are and i always make up something weird like Shubby or Bembo and apparently she’s been paying attention because we saw a deer on the way home and i heard her say quietly to herself in the back seat “i think his name is…Jimbus”