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4 years ago

This was everything I thought I didn’t like about Oliver Blackwood: severe, stern, headmastery and not in a kinky way, and with that faint edge of superiority that suggested he would never flake out or fuck up.

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4 years ago

“You’ll have to forgive me if I’m not at my most perspicacious, but I’ve only had three hours sleep.”

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4 years ago

This was hell. I'm pretty sure this was hell.

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4 years ago

“I realise I’ve treated you badly, and I realise my many, many issues aren’t an excuse for that. And I wish I could tell you I won’t do this again, but I can’t because I’m worried I will."

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4 years ago

Trying not to panic, I let Oliver shepherd me upstairs, where he took a towel from the airing cupboard because, of course, he had an airing cupboard. And, of course, the towel was all fluffy and sweet-smelling. I hugged it needily.

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4 years ago

And while I got what Bridge was saying about letting him choose whether he wanted to deal with my bullshit or not, I couldn’t shake the sense that we’d hit a level of bullshittery that would make the choice kind of a no-brainer.

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4 years ago

And maybe this time I could let him see me, all the ways I was messy and hurt and lost, and all the ways he made me better. Maybe he deserved that too.

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4 years ago

Oh shit, what had I done?

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4 years ago

Bridge was right, he deserved better than easy. And if that meant I had to stand there on his doorstep again, and say I was sorry again, then I guess I’d do it.

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4 years ago

She hung up. After she’d gone, I slowly uncurled. I still wasn’t quite ready to stand up or leave the bathroom, but I was taking my victories where I could find them.

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4 years ago

“But you liked being with Oliver.” “I did,” I snuffled. “I really did. But it’s not worth this.”

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4 years ago

She’d made me laugh again—I was pretty sure it was her superpower.

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4 years ago

“Iloveyoubridget.” “I love you too, Luc. Now go get your man.” “At three a.m.? How will that help?” “It’s romantic. You’re chasing after him in the rain.” “It’s not raining.” “Don’t ruin this for me.”

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4 years ago

“You shouldn’t have to keep scraping me off the floor.” “That’s what friends do. Scrape each other off the floor and hold your hair back when you’re being sick in the toilet.”

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4 years ago

“I think people surprise you and, really, what do you have to lose?” “Pride? Dignity? Self-respect?” “Luc, you and I both know you have none of those things.”

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4 years ago

“Look, I wish I was better at not caring. And, actually, I’ve worked fucking hard at not caring. Except then I started caring and look where it’s got me.”

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4 years ago

“If you’re going to dump me, Lucien”—Oliver had become very, very cold—“will you at least do it to my face instead of through two inches of plywood?”

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4 years ago

The faintest of sounds, like maybe Oliver had been about to try the handle and then thought better of it. “Lucien, I…Please don’t.” “Oh fuck off, Oliver."

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4 years ago

“Oliver’s gone.” A slight pause. “I don’t know how to say this without it sounding bad but…what did you do now?”

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4 years ago

“Sorry. This is what you get. You can’t say I didn’t warn you.” “You did, but I hoped you’d think I deserved better.” “No, I’m that much of an arsehole. Now get out of my flat.”