dr pastor space ghost𓅃 @brakkula
‘Who are you? What is this?' he says to me, indignant, as if I've somehow insulted him by banging on his door and demanding his wife's wet twat on a plate. Joined December 2012-
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@FoulOmenMargo I will be stealing this to use in a setting where I severely misread the audience
You know me, I'm better with no prep! That's why I have HIV
@caleighgilden @liekitisnot Thank you for your understanding of man’s struggle through this imperfect world 🙏
Me: this THC drink ain’t shit Me, 15 seconds later:
@BranPuffin Every thing he has interest in is a mirage crafted to weave the conversation back to himself
@chasedownleads You can always watch a cell phone video of your kid’s choir recital, but you can never recapture the magic of This Moment Right Now. Couples therapy can’t be solved in a lab; this is field work, hon - and her office is out of the way anyway, and she always agrees with you.
@MLSMoves That World Cup championship is headed to the US any year now
@ButterPecanHole The chlamydia isn’t gonna know what hit it 🤜
@arrobid Elliot was not a universally accepted cutie patootie??
@KeyserSozeBluth When I visit my mom I am both startled by how loud she is and reminded of why I am so annoyingly loud myself
@RobDaMugg @M_Sawce He sticks near the fence with all the crispy leaves on the ground, I was very confused
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@how_do_i_pdf That could just be the 35.71% of you
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@liekitisnot @IMAX Probably take mushrooms beforehand to properly immerse yourself
@EdisonCarterN23 Can you film it on your phone and upload here so I can share in the experience?
“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
@KeyserSozeBluth Hell yeah, get it man, those are the best views. Makes me thinking of biking through Waikiki at 6 am on a holiday Monday with my buddy, whom I’ve long since lost contact with, on our way around (a corner of) the island
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Nancy G @BilgeOztumer
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