NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb
🤢 Official Don’t Call me Shirley. No seriously. Please don't DM me and address it to Shirley. It's not the only way I can feel alive anymore. twitter.com twitter.com Joined October 2007-
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NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) retweeted
An FBI agent who was on trial for attempted murder in Montgomery County was found not guilty, and there are still many sales to take advantage of for the holidays. Here's the News4 Rundown: nbc4dc.com/ecIBbmm
@FrankConniff turning my crank
@TezFunz2 What other drugs should @RockstarGames add? Cocaine is a no-brainer. Heroin? I'm not sure what that looks like in terms of gameplay (maybe make it so it's really hard to stand). bath salts?
I have intrusive thoughts in the form of terrible jokes.
@FrankConniff I don’t get this joke but I’m sure it’s hilarious.
@gwh @theHillisHome well there goes my plans for the evening
We need to shut down letting recently divorced men online until we can figure out what's going on.
@RockstarGames @TezFunz2 how’d we do on the 2 tril
NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) retweeted
Many of you sent me that spectacular AI art of "Jodorowsky's TRON." I felt inspired to take a stab at the concept with some other properties. Step into a dark portrait of the human psyche in... Jodorowsky's FRASIER
@jbouie it’s okay to be wrong sometimes
@Tweetermeyer Ironically a horse actually is full self driving
@atomic_victoria we're potty training right now so roughly the same or worse.
NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) retweeted
with @extrafabulous
NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) retweeted
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