Carly @brunchproblems

Romy and Michele Go Boating Canada Joined August 2012

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Carly @brunchproblems

3 days ago

@parietines Happy birthday ❤️

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deanie v @HALCANTDOTHAT

a week ago

I understand this poster now.

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Carly @brunchproblems

3 weeks ago

@DanielGorman20 Thank you!

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Carly @brunchproblems

3 weeks ago

Two weeks with a wig and I've yet to have an excuse to dramatically rip it off in public. When will it be my time to shine.

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

4 weeks ago

mary oliver:

second person shooter @precariti

a month ago

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onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher

a month ago

The Cyclops by Odilon Redon 1914

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~ @7why__ydm

2 months ago

People that eat in restaurants alone or drink at the bar solo, what’s your secret to social confidence?

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Carly @brunchproblems

2 months ago

My favorite photo of David Hockey. RIP.

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Having a beautiful time in Copenhagen. I've seen at least 20 Vilhelm Hammershøi paintings. Today I saw a woman arguing with her partner as he was crouched up in the front of the cargo bike she was riding.

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4 months ago

When at least two Shoppers Drug Mart checkout bots start talking in unison, the frisson is undeniable.

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4 months ago

Had a mastectomy/reconstruction surgery on Wednesday. I was supposed to stay overnight, but 90 minutes after surgery I opened my eyes and immediately started asking questions about my short term disability paperwork, so I got to go home the same afternoon. Generally feeling good!

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Carly @brunchproblems

5 months ago

@TheLastMachine I have a vivid memory that he joked about changing the lyrics to 'that's when I reached for my chihuahua/that's when he barked and ran away' and I was so mad because that's clearly better than what he wound up with.

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Carly @brunchproblems

6 months ago

I've posted about this before, but at Q&A I was at several years ago, someone asked Fredrick Wiseman how he keeps people from staring at the camera and he said 'I think they're too busy staring at my big ears.' What a loss.

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Carly @brunchproblems

6 months ago

Logging in here on the dumbest website to give the stupidest update: I have breast cancer. I will have surgery and follow-up treatment in the next few months. Any good vibes are appreciated.