Zaphod Beeblebrox @bvdpoll
The meaning of life is…. 42 Joined June 2010-
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@vline_geelong 15:48 broken. 16:08 half a train. What is happening. Started logging disruptions for 2025 and it’s crazy - at least 1 per week and I only do 3 days/week.
@vline_geelong Thanks for the quick response. I will ask the Victoria Police to help you look after your trains.
@vline_geelong Yet again we are left standing on a platform waiting for you to try and join trains. Seems to be a problem too often. Maybe don’t disconnect them in the first place. #3rdworldtrains
@vline_geelong How can Qantas provide wifi on a plane up in the sky yet v-line or the government can’t get wifi on a train on the ground. Got a deadline I hoped to sort out on the train but no signal.
And now there is a signal fault at Sunshine. Broken trains, broken signals, heat affected timetables and industrial action. Houston we have a problem.
@vline_geelong 15:50 South Geelong on 5/3 /24 What a joke. It’s hot and you make us change platforms at the last minute. Elderly and kids and mums with prams being pushed and bumped by the “workers” all running to next platform. It is your duty of care to keep us safe.
@vline_geelong And so the confusion continues. Will the 15:50 get a driver and will we ever leave. The days of confusion are getting more and more. Sigh
@vline_geelong Sunshine station was a nightmare. I feel sorry for the vulnerable people and kids who had to go through this. Please update your response plans as they do not appear to be effective.
@vline_geelong why do you struggle to join 2 trains together. The 15:50 is delayed yet again. Here is a good idea: don’t seperate them in the first place. And if you going to cancel, do it soon so that we can actually get to the 16:09. Think!!!
@vline_geelong Smile. It’s the first day.
@vline_geelong It might be a coincidence but it’s quite ironic that ever since the fares were “normalised” (halved) to metro fares that the the trains have also been halved. On a “reduced capacity” train again. Cosy
@vline_geelong Terrible communication and customer service. 15:50 on platform 8S cancelled. We all go to next train 16:09 on 6A. Then told go back to 8S which now all of a sudden the 16:09. Pathetic. Lots of elderly people battling.
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@vline_geelong thank you for the water you handed out at SCS when it’s so hot. Appreciate it.
We support #ClimateStrike for the sake of the kids.
@VirginAustralia flight cancelled to ADELAIDE. Told no seats on 12:35 but there are seats for sale. Upgrade one of your Gold Members and give seat to me so I can join my mates. Too Greedy are we?
@vline_bendigo when are the folk who get off at Sunbury really going to get fined for a pick up only service. I have to stand all the way while they hog the seats. Stop the false threats. We beg you.
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