Cal @call4m7

Joined October 2010

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fabrice muamba @fmuamba6

5 years ago

Please God

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Cal @call4m7

6 years ago

#TwirlOrangePresale @CadburyUK 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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Cal @call4m7

6 years ago

90+3 Aurier has realised we are playing in white

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The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

Pretty sure Sarri has just turned up to my local table tennis match

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

King and Dawson (when not injured)

Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet

7 years ago

Complete the sentence. 👇 The best centre-back partnership of all time is ____________ and ____________

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Jamie @jmemc55

7 years ago

Sterling is world class but no one wants to recognise him as such because he runs like Velma from scooby doo

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

😉😉😉😉😉

Manchester City @ManCity

7 years ago

Think VAR might have had something to say about this one 😉 ⚽️ @AvaTrade 🔵 #mancity

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

@SkySports thanks 🙏

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

@SkySports don’t fancy giving us any commentary for the spurs match??

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Wez @Big_Wezza

7 years ago

When you try jalapeños for the first time

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

Really appreciate the council doing roadworks an all but who’s fucking bright idea was it to do them all at once

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

Visual representation of my asshole when I eat spicy food 🥵

McDonald's UK @McDonaldsUK

7 years ago

Calling all spice lovers… 👀🌶

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Cal @call4m7

7 years ago

@mopage19 🙅‍♂️not taking any risks

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Elis 🦢 @NiftyNordfeldt

7 years ago

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ROWDY RODDY PEEPER @rodseybalboa

7 years ago

Anna: Oooo he’s tall. Jordan who? Girls on Twitter: Yeah Ovie is fit, girl! Michael: I’ve realised I’ve not been being myself. I’m having to bite my lip, tolerate things I shouldn’t, and I now feel like I can actually be me Girls on Twitter: Men are trash 🧐 #loveisland