joe b’s bizarre adventure @capigoals

thank god tom wilson lives rent free inside my head West Vancouver Joined October 2009

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Washington Capitals @Capitals

2 days ago

Stanley Cup champion and NHL all-time leading goal scorer Alex Ovechkin will return for his 22nd season, becoming the longest-tenured athlete in DC sports history. #ALLCAPS | @Shift4 nhl.com/capitals/news/…

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Washington Capitals @Capitals

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IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️ The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million. #ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

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Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber

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The Capitals have re-signed Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract. The captain is indeed coming back.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

Washington Capitals @Capitals

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RIP Caleb Malhotra

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2 months ago

@d4z87vwfqd @washghost1 No he highkey does not lmfao you people really have no shame in being idiots

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2 months ago

@Sarcashole_ Don’t worry, a majority of them won’t bother anyways. Death row gives you nothing but 23 hours a day in solitary for the rest of their life for an avg 20+ years, that’s the torture I want for them lol

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@Sarcashole_ Inmate on inmate homicide is so infrequent it’s actually rare lmao. You’re just watching TV.

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@Sarcashole_ Life in prison with opportunities for work/school/social contact/recreation is nowhere near torture like spending 30+ years in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day as a death row prisoner waiting to be executed but okay

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2 months ago

@callmediva405 @Fat_N_Sassy_37 @SaycheeseDGTL Lmao dumb bitch it costs millions more to execute prisoners. The annual $ just to house inmates on death row TRIPLES the cost of gen pop. They also essentially end up serving life in solitary and dying of natural causes after 3 decades awaiting an execution that never happens 🤡

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3 months ago

@JaydenJbb02210 @Mayhemycc That’s your boiiiiiii 👨‍❤️‍👨

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3 months ago

@Carnic01 @StreetFightsHQ Probably because there’s nothing he can be arrested for here

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3 months ago

@Misty969696 @david_jaylin @unlimited_ls You are a literal QUEEN for this

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3 months ago

@Draxta @unlimited_ls Here’s the fat bitch u ordered

Jojosfoodworld @Jojosfoodworld

3 months ago

Yes I am the camera man !!! Follow me on TIK TOK AND INSTAGRAM !!!@jojosfoodoworld

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3 months ago

@moraltreason @unlimited_ls proud of it too and dropping his socials in the comments like we actually want to see less of you

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3 months ago

@The_Texan_Goy @Thefactsdude She has actually been training for this day

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3 months ago

@pigstep30 @Halver08 @DailyLoud Then you’re not fit to use one and a liability to other officers if you can have a trigger finger after how important training muzzle discipline in high risk crossfire incidents lmfaoooo

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3 months ago

@Halver08 @DailyLoud They are trained to handle crossfire safety in malls, schools, apartment buildings etc but he managed to just accidentally kill the only person in front of him and she left him? And she told him to stay away from her and showed up crazy anyways?? Won’t stop calling her?? Sus

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3 months ago

@Halver08 @DailyLoud Lol he knew she was behind him and suspect in apt in front of him, he turns around and fires a shot at her instead. He failed to render aid and ran to secure the upstairs advantage in case she could use her weapon still. 1981-2009 has 26 offices die by friendly fire, 2 in 2013.