CAPSLOCK SMITH @capslocksmith
VERY LOUD THOUGHTS Joined December 2013-
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We need more songs about wonderwalls.
Can I change my middle name to “party” or “fucking”?
Horses are just skinny cows with good hair.
Me listening for who the fuck asked you.
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SWEATERS AND JACKETS AND CARDIGANS WEATHER MOTHERFUCKER I AM ALIIIIIVE
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HOLD HER, MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL. KEEP HER SAFE IN YOUR WARM TORTILLA SHELL AND SHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT BURRITOS AGAIN
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FREE SPEECH MEANS THAT IF I SCREAM THE LOUDEST YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME OR ELSE YOU ARE ISIS RULES ARE RULES BABY
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A PITCHFORK AND A TUNING FORK ARE NOT THE SAME THING EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
When you're unemployed everyday feels like Monday.
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EVERYTHING IS A JOKE BUT NOTHING IS FUNNY
How many Trump supporters do you think have angrily jerked it to Hillary today? #Election
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HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?
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