Dan @captain_test
My bio can be longer than any tweet I might care to send i.imgur.com/ARPIQ.jpg seated Joined May 2010-
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@GeorgeMonbiot Could you weigh it, it looks like half a pound to me.
I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E GT worth over £69k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy
if the rent is too high just live in a strawberry
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I think the Terminator just arrived in NY #whatisnewyork
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Television peaked in 1967 x.com/YUXLOA/status/…
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My response to the (weird) greeting 'Happy New Year': 'Thank you but I pay absolutely no attention to the 'New Year', an empty moment which I associate with the former USSR's (failed) attempt to abolish Christmas'
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A Soup and a Sandwich, what’s better than that! 💕🥪🍲💕
@JStein_WaPo I heard LBJ had the biggest deal of all, a jumbo deal.
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this biped cat is so cool
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never been more scared of a dog
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