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Captain OG @captainolya

And then there was one zookeeper to rule them all. linktr.ee/captainolya Joined March 2009
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stale cooper @stalecooper

3 days ago

I always thought studying literature was something worth doing for its own sake and despite the economic downsides; I did not realize I would be on the front lines of fighting against the state and capital's active attempts to turn everyone into an illiterate and incurious idiot.

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Reads with Ravi @readswithravi

3 weeks ago

This paragraph by Haruki Murakami hits hard: “Once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.”

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⚭ @lekimgym

3 weeks ago

Sylvia Plath, in a letter to Ruth Tiffanny Beuscher written c. July 1962

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SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte

3 weeks ago

here is a poem that i LIKE!!!!! An Exit Wound That Feels So Fucking Good by beloved @megannn_lynne

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alaska @145k4

4 weeks ago

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

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Captain OG @captainolya

a month ago

“so nothing horrible happened this past week” me to my therapist tomorrow

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M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC

a month ago

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

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literaryzietgiest @literarygeist

2 months ago

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Captain OG @captainolya

2 months ago

and for the lady, perhaps a discharge from the hospital?

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🍂 @Lovandfear

2 months ago

this!

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michael @FilledwithUrine

2 months ago

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse

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𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace

2 months ago

don't use ai to write, use your childhood trauma like the rest of us

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Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999

2 months ago

Cuando Virgina Woolf dijo: “Hay una especie de tristeza que surge cuando se sabe demasiado, cuando se ve el mundo como realmente es” describió perfecto lo que significa crecer.

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Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe

2 months ago

When you study history you realise that people have been this stupid for thousands of years.

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

2 months ago

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

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Maha Hussaini @MahaGaza

3 months ago

"If anyone has survived this starvation, it is this chicken. She survived my knife through nine displacements. Every time I reached for her neck, someone stopped me: my wife, Ayloul, and Zein [my children], who found in his chicken friend something worth saving. In a tent whose thin strips were colder than the hunger surrounding it, she felt she was a burden to us—eating anything, moving so lightly no one could hear her. Even her clucking was faint, and her gaze seemed to apologise for still being alive. But what truly saved her wasn’t us. It was the egg. Every three days, she laid one egg—warm— in a time when even a loaf of bread had disappeared. We would divide it: half for Zein, the other half for Ayloul, and I would postpone my hunger, filling myself just by watching them. And between one egg and the next, a question circled in my mind: Do I slaughter her, so we can eat for two days, or keep her alive… so we can endure longer? Even when my friend Hamed broke his arm and needed any protein in this void, I decided to slaughter her for him. He looked at her for a long time, then said: “No, Malek… I can’t bear this guilt. I won’t drink her broth… I won’t be the reason.” In that moment, I understood: we were saving ourselves from ourselves. It was a test of the last part within us that had not yet turned savage. We could not bring ourselves to harm a chicken— yet this vile world found it easy to abandon our children." - Malek Shinbary, Palestinian from Gaza

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Javier @jromerf

3 months ago

No se a dónde me lleva la vida, pero voy con pelitos de gato en la ropa.

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Captain OG @captainolya

3 months ago

me starting conversations with “do you want the funny story?” or “do you want the bad news?”

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🍂 @Lovandfear

4 months ago

“Perhaps you have forgotten. That’s one of the great problems of our modern world, you know. Forgetting. The victim never forgets. Ask an Irishman what the English did to him in 1920 and he’ll tell you the day of the month and the time and the name of every man they killed. Ask an Iranian what the English did to him in 1953 and he’ll tell you. His child will tell you. His grandchild will tell you. And when he has one, his great-grandchild will tell you too. But ask an Englishman—” He flung up his hands in mock ignorance. “If he ever knew, he has forgotten. ‘Move on!’ you tell us. ‘Move on! Forget what we’ve done to you. Tomorrow’s another day!’ But it isn’t, Mr. Brue.” He still had Brue’s hand. “Tomorrow was created yesterday, you see. That is the point I was making to you. And by the day before yesterday, too. To ignore history is to ignore the wolf at the door.” - - A Most Wanted Man, John le Carré

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4 months ago

violence toward animals just existing is so fucking ugly man. we're all part of the same whole, any one of us could have been born a crocodile instead of a person. we need better wildlife and zoological education so badly

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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga

4 months ago

Triple the Stepan budget

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🇺🇦Julia Pod 🇺🇦 @Jpod_art

4 months ago

Lynx Stepan from the Kyiv Zoo still hasn't lost weight This is where your US tax money goes

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