Cara Warnar @careworn
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Why did my toddler have a meltdown today? I asked him to stop pouring juice on my legs.
For Father’s Day I had a 2hr bath while my son napped and my husband cleaned out the basement. Everyone is living their best lives.
Buying anti-wrinkle serums at Winners while simultaneously shopping in the teen clothes section is very much my vibe.
Okay, but imagine if Moira Rose went to the Met Gala.
I went to a bbq today and the host gave me some cheese they smoked on my way out. And here we thought getting old would suck.
Birthday’s with a newborn just hit different. When asked how my day was going I bragged about not getting pooped on.
A friend just told me that my new haircut fogged up their glasses. I’ll be living off those good vibes for the next week.
The only gender reveal party that interests me is the one at the end of a Shakespeare comedy where everybody who's been crossdressing up until this point dramatically reveals their disguise and gets married to a duke or lord
I always have an in case of emergency bag packed. But it’s just filled with beach supplies in case I get invited to go swimming last minute.
Husband is cutting the grass so I offered to cut him some jean shorts. And yet he somehow still thinks I’m not being terribly helpful.
Feeling too cute lately. Might have to bring back the old mushroom cut.
In the 7th grade I started wearing blue mascara and tried to convince everyone on my basketball team that I just had naturally blue eyelashes and they couldn’t fully prove me wrong until it started running down my face after a game.
I guess it’s reassuring that even the weather doesn’t know what day it is.
Any conditioner can be a leave in conditioner if you just forget about it.
I can’t wait to see which of my friends give themselves the worst bangs when this is all over.
Social Isolating update: My in-laws FaceTime’d me for the first time. But to talk to my dog.
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