Carsten Tice @carsty

The world is a classroom and I am still learning that I am not the teacher. carstentice.com Orange County, CA Joined December 2008

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Carsten Tice @carsty

12 months ago

I just backed Cat & Dog Animal Anatomy Jigsaw Puzzles - Turn & Learn on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/geniu…

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@equalityAlec At a police dept near me, the policy is to respond w/ lights & sirens to any call where someone isn’t breathing. Except for when they find out it’s an OD. They sometimes shut down the lights & sirens after getting that info. Most often if it’s heroin or meth, I’ve noticed. Sad.

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3 years ago

The cashier at Target just told me to have a good year. Does she think I bought too much stuff?

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3 years ago

@LShalott 19.

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3 years ago

@michelledean Fave restaurant of all time. As a kid, I once asked for a to-go box since I didn’t finish my burger. Guy at the counter yelled out incredulously, “YOU COULDN’T FINISH A KIDDIE BURGER?” and my family has never forgotten.

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4 years ago

“I can’t believe the photos I took on my iPhone are showing up on my iPad. Life is so weird.” — My boomer dad

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4 years ago

@hanalyst @nienna121 There is a specific gene that makes some people more resistant! Chris has the gene and he, his mom, and his sister haven’t tested positive yet either. You can tell if you have the gene if you’ve ever done one of those ancestry tests.

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4 years ago

“I feel like I would be much more arrogant if I were taller.” — short guy on a park trail

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4 years ago

@glennbutner The Green Mile.

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4 years ago

Riddle me this: How does anyone anywhere ever get anything done when there are so many thoughts to think?

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4 years ago

I’ve peaked. This is it. Wordle 319 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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5 years ago

@ErinBode I have been chased by an emu.

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5 years ago

@milleniannie @austinchanning This is a good one!

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5 years ago

@thomaslhorrocks “Is she dead?” I asked after my sister sent a picture of her cat sleeping.

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5 years ago

Flower girl at the wedding I’m at right now just told me her grandma has “basically the same dress” I’m wearing so that’s cool!

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5 years ago

Things I’ve heard little kids start group prayers with recently: “Thank you for the ocean.” “Thank you that we’re alive.” Great reminder to lead with gratitude.

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5 years ago

@Bonan_Me Yes. My Australian host family while studying abroad in college asked me the same question and that’s when I started realizing it wasn’t true.

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5 years ago

@kevinsinger0 When Creed interrupts the CPR instructor: “You were in the parking lot earlier. That’s how I know you!”

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5 years ago

@sljohannesen @jsparkblog Came here to say Fleabag!

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5 years ago

@Handwovnidylist This is so unbelievable to me. Can you imagine the outrage if that was how it was today?

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5 years ago

My mom, who was in high school in the 70s, says for swimming in P.E., the boys swam naked because it was cheaper than the school buying them swimsuits. (Public school in a middle class area in Illinois, for context.)…What?!