Cats doing things @catsdoingthings
Cats recognizing no authority but the highest truth. And if that be nothing, so be it. Joined April 2011-
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Cats producing at auction the only extant fecal self portrait of Amber Heard and whispering into a megaphone pointed down an abandoned mineshaft, “We teach best what we most need to learn” as an assembly of raucous skeletons breaks into thunderous applause.
Cats lifting Tucker Carlson's skull from a vat of liquid nitrogen before exclaiming: STAY AT HOME
Cats emerging from a vat of liquid asbestos to place copies of all extant high school Civics textbooks into the heart of a raging bonfire at the base of the Washington Monument as the moon turns to blood over the Potomac.
Cats atop a lone promontory addressing 7 billion dabbing skeletons at the bottom of a dried up sea: “This is an exhibition—Not a competion.”
Cats emerging nonchalantly from an old-growth forest as all flags, everywhere, spontaneously combust.
Cats dropping a THANKS OBAMA banner in Gorky Park as Donald Trump runs into an abandoned coal mine engulfed in flames choking on a diamond.
Cats launching frozen burritos at a circling drone, snarling: IF YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT SIMPLY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT WELL ENOUGH.
Cats indicating an abandoned church and whispering into a cup attached to a stretch of twine, "We teach best what we most need to learn."
Cats shrieking: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL as an infant Christ materializes at the controls of an abandoned starship in a galaxy far, far away.
Cats passing through the ionosphere on the back of a Shetland pony exclaiming: I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE—THE NOOKIE.
Cats replacing Schrödinger's poison gas with a leading brand's instant coffee as astonished theoretical physicists exclaim: TRULY REMARKABLE
Cats holding Mike Huckabee’s skull, observing, “Alas, poor Michael. Pandemic Disdain took thee to thy rest."
Cats breaking apart on re-entry.
Cats staring in slack-jawed amazement as holographic Dr. King slaps the taste out of Barack Obama’s mouth on the South Lawn.
Cats presenting Bono's severed head to a stunned audience as holographic Steve Jobs wails, "But I still haven't found what I'm looking for."
Cats stepping from a helicopter onto the roof of the Pentagon, offering a proper salute to a pigeon, and diving into an industrial shredder.
Cats ringing the opening bell on Wall Street, mumbling, "Give 'em what they want." as a raging torrent of crude oil floods Lower Manhattan.
Cats dropping a NEVER REMEMBER banner from the Brooklyn Bridge and leaping into the East River as history folds in upon itself.
Cats purchasing the collected visual works of George W. Bush at auction and addressing the assembled archivists' consortium thus: "Śūnyatā!"
Cats selling I ♥ HEARTBLEED hoodies in front of the Washington Monument.
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