dudley debosier @ceeduds

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

3 weeks ago

The worst kid of drinking is vacation drinking where you start early and drink a high volume over a long period so you never get more than a buzz but kinda feel like shit all day.

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Turkey v USA is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries’ biggest city is divided by a saltwater strait. Istanbul straddles the Bosporus. New York is split by the East River which, despite the name, is a tidal strait, not a river. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

2 months ago

talking to my neighbor today and he described our town water as “harder than Chinese arithmetic”

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

2 months ago

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

2 months ago

this summer needs a Sabrina Carpenter x The Weeknd song produced by Calvin Harris

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

3 months ago

@wydsilent Smush Parker

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Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey

3 months ago

Bro

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2 years ago

The Covid pandemic and lockdown did irreversible damage to the development/psyche of younger people across the globe but gd these new kids are putting out nfl edits like it’s the only thing keeping them alive

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

4 months ago

@TheCinesthetic

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

4 months ago

was this episode of euphoria directed by Hype Williams?

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dudley debosier @ceeduds

5 months ago

Can we get more rap songs made from Empire of the Sun songs?

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Spencer Thomas @byspencerthomas

5 months ago

this photo is truly an artistic statement with such breadth to its imagery and symbolism. take the big fake titties and the kissy face. the dog peering from behind the door, symbolic of his wife’s proclivity for murdering canines. the way he’s surrounded by doors, a reference to his inner beauty being tucked away in the closet…