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@Kateness8 lmk if you and the baker are looking to adopt
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@colleen_eileen i had a really tough time getting pregnant. a customer came in one day and grilled me about not having kids until i just started sobbing. like…don’t fucking ask people why they don’t have kids. it’s none of your business.
@LardgeClyde community note: no it’s not, this is an arm
What’s your concert history? First concert: Silverchair Last concert: Nine Inch Nails Next concert: Idk yet Seen most: Bayside
What’s your concert history? First concert: Debbie Gibson Last concert: Ratboys Next concert: something nerdy at PAX Seen most: probably like Jars of Clay or classic Newsboys lol
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1 lb from my goal weight NO gym NO dieting NO meds just: CRYING SO MUCH crying LOSS of appetite
ok so i’ve learned that if this one is like the others, in 20 years i’ll be crying about someone else and he’ll have bad hair. let’s fucking goooooo
the one i most expected to be dead is actually still alive. not sure what level of chaos to react to that news with
on today’s episode of “i think i’m john cusack,” im googling my exes from 20 years ago. stay tuned
pronouncing it hwet from now on if you can’t handle that you don’t deserve me
sure, outside i’m crying. but inside … inside i’m also crying
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