chef boyareD @chefboyared
cookin some mad food in a can son, get you some eats, obvs parody account Italy Joined September 2016-
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@ChefBoyardee Yes. We like this very much. Fun fact- there are approximately enough preservatives in one of those drums to taxidermy a fawn
@hreinh Jeez.... why didn't I think of that 🤦♂️
New Slogan ideas- "Chef BoyareD... ...The taste of how farts smell" ...Because your dreams died in '96'" ...Solid poops are overrated"
An benefit we've added, is that you can use the can lid as a self-defense weapon
Fun fact: The sauce we use for our spaghetti is not actually marinara. It's the blood of our competitors.
Having trouble with constipation? Self medicate with ChefboyareD
Every good story starts with "So there I was" every mediocre story starts with "So I was eating a can of chef boyareD"...
Dumpster diving got you famished? Quench your hunger with a can of cheese ravioli!
Eating chef boyareD is the "stubbing your toe on the coffee table" equivalent to your tastebuds.
You too, can be one of chef boyareD's many satisfied customers!
The comfort my food provides, is that it shows you just where rock bottom is.
Date Idea: 1.Open a can of BoyareD mini O's 2. Place food on flimsy plastic porch table 3. Light candles 4. Eat 5. Never see him/her again
There are over 7 billion people on earth Yet here you are with your boxed wine, boyareD and pall malls having an existential crisis
"You better finish your fucking spaghetti and meatballs......"
Saw @shanedawson reviewing my food recently, another disgruntled customer! chef boyareD, providing a lackluster experience since 1928!
If you go to your local store, you can spend $1.17 and get $0.27 worth of food! You're welcome-chef boyareD
Behold, a room filled with all my haters.
Why would you put the food in pic 1 in your pasta hole,when you could be going ovaries deep on the boyareD in pic 2?
Why spend your hard earned money on "nutrients" when you could be enjoying a nice cold can of harshly processed pasta and mystery sauce.
Pro tip- If you lightly coat your chef boyareD with a delectable choice of seasoning, and add parmesan- you'll still get diarrhea
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