david carter @chefbrdee
Joined February 2013-
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[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
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Tom and Jerry street art
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This kid is pure class. And why I have hope for the future. x.com/espn/status/10…
This high school pitcher struck out his childhood friend to advance to the state championships. Instead of celebrating with his teammates, he did this: (via @b757fo_jim)
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Ladies do not wear “performance knit” slacks.
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Twitter I need your help, my coworker Juan has been biking 2 hours to work for the past 6 months. He’s the sweetest and most hard working person I know. I’ve started a gofundme for him, all he needs is a decent car to get him to work and back. Please retweet, anything will help!
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Dear Young People, I don’t “throw shade.” I launch it. MT
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I can't wait until Giannis smokes his first black & mild 🇺🇸 x.com/giannis_an34/s…
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I have obtained exclusive footage of the man who trained the Dancing FBI agent @MickstapeShow @ColeyMick @TylerIAm
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The house crab dip?? I'd hate to try it
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These 15 statements from NFL owners about free speech are VERY awkward now goo.gl/7Ff4xA
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Any man who can do this should be allowed to.
@ParkerMolloy @courtenlow I also read that headline multiple times looking for a noun 🤔 adjectives aren’t meant to be lonely!
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This movie is incredible.
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Everyone—even House Republicans—admits that the DOJ-FBI investigation first led by Comey, now by Mueller, was initiated when one of Trump's top NatSec aides got drunk in London and revealed that Trump's campaign had been offered stolen goods by the Kremlin and was considering it.
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America’s not broke. We’re being robbed. in the 1950’s corporations paid $2-$3 in tax for every $1 paid by workers. After 50 years of Republicans manipulating legislation they pay less than $.25, get $100 billion in taxpayer subsidies and hide trillions overseas #SundayMorning
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