Chris Woods @christopherw

クリス・ウッズです! よろしくお願いします. @lovebites_jp | @bandmaid | @teambandmaid・Pro EU・Engineer, drummer, Browncoat, producer, DJ, scifi nerd. Fediverse: @[email protected] chrisw.online United Kingdom Joined August 2006

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

5 days ago

Billionaires and Trillionaires are limiting everyone else's potential.

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Chris Woods @christopherw

5 days ago

@evansrc717 @madrid_mike Absolutely :(

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Chris Woods @christopherw

6 days ago

@Bint_e_Q @Osinttechnical Generated photo or real?

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Chris Woods @christopherw

6 days ago

@evansrc717 @madrid_mike Please learn to spot the 'tells' of LLM-generated content, it'll come in useful for you in future. This clip is also absolutely 100% real as a cursory cross-reference will confirm: independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

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Count Binface @CountBinface

7 days ago

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

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Chris Woods @christopherw

6 days ago

@ajrgd @umirf1 Don't disagree, the domain should have been branded better. The BBC has control of a .bbc TLD which could be used for things like this, but for some reason it's still (mostly) dormant.

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Chris Woods @christopherw

2 weeks ago

@BlueBoxDave This is from the OVO Hydro, which is a stadium venue! x.com/heraldscotland… glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottish-…

The Herald @heraldscotland

2 weeks ago

Scotland fans at Glasgow's OVO Hydro react to John McGinn's goal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

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Chris Woods @christopherw

2 weeks ago

@mjfree Trump's speedrunning the Idiocracy live-action remake

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Chris Woods @christopherw

2 weeks ago

@ajrgd @umirf1 Few technical reasons I suspect. NB this is not being hosted on BBC infrastructure (it's a collab with the technology provider) so could be potentially risky to lend authority of the primary BBC domain to them. Might not have had time to mitigate things like XSRF and CORS risks.

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Chris Woods @christopherw

2 weeks ago

@NotFifthGear I offer this as counterpoint, x.com/RuthBuscombe/s…

Ruth Buscombe @RuthBuscombe

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Ruth Buscombe @RuthBuscombe

2 weeks ago

Three things had to line up for the stewards to overturn this. 1. The rule never says the timing system is the final word. The speeding rule (Article B1.6.3a) just says there's a speed limit, 60 km/h at Monaco. It doesn't say "speed as measured by the official timing system". Compare the false start rule (B5.11.1), which spells out exactly which system decides whether you jumped the start. Because the speeding rule names no source, the only question the stewards had to answer was: was the car actually going faster than 60? Not: did the screen say so. 2. The timekeeper proved its own number wrong. Pit lane speed is calculated as distance divided by time, and the official distance for that zone was 77 cm too long, because the barriers moved this year and opened a shorter line. The timekeeper found this itself with a laser scan after the race. Redo the maths with the correct distance and Gasly was doing 58.7 and 58.8 km/h. Under the limit, both times. The stewards actually rejected all of Alpine's own evidence; what convinced them was the official system contradicting itself. 3. The penalty could still be undone. Gasly never served his penalties during the race they were added to his finishing time afterwards, and that's the only kind the stewards have the power to erase. A penalty served at a pit stop is gone forever; nobody can give you back time you spent stationary. Alpine then filed for a review within the 96-hour deadline (Article 14 of the Sporting Code), with the new evidence the rules require. They were the only team that did. That's why Gasly got his podium back and the other four drivers caught by the same faulty zone got nothing: all three conditions held for him, and only him.

Formula 1 @F1

2 weeks ago

BREAKING: Pierre Gasly has been reinstated into P3 for the Monaco Grand Prix The Stewards have rescinded the two five-second penalties imposed on Pierre Gasly during the race for speeding in the pit lane #F1

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Chris Woods @christopherw

2 weeks ago

This is WILD - real-time data-driven XR of the World Cup matches including 5 Live commentary while the games are on. Try it out! bbc.co.uk/3dworldcup Bravo @BBCSport, this has huge potential for engaging more casual football viewers (like me) with game tactics and strategy.

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Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin

2 weeks ago

We tore down the "assembled in America" Trump phone, X-rayed it, and conducted a technical analysis. It is nearly identical to the HTC U24 Pro, which is made by a Taiwanese company with Chinese parts. Read the full analysis here: nbcnews.com/tech/gadgets/t…

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Chris Woods @christopherw

2 weeks ago

@mrdanwalker ITV moved indoors after KORvCZE to their backup box studio with generic city skyline lightbox walls :D could be anywhere! Granted the Panorama Brooklyn exteriors look ace, when your sponsors are picking up the tab it's a bit easier. I think the BBC's budgeted judiciously.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar

3 weeks ago

WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her." "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.

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Liberal Democrats @LibDems

4 weeks ago

Stop scrolling and hear this: fertiliser prices are surging due to Trump’s reckless war. And you're about to feel it in your weekly food bill. @SarahDykeLD breaks it down. ⬇️

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Chris Woods @christopherw

3 weeks ago

Hi @BBCSounds, the Google Nest/Home playback of the BBC news headlines / flash briefing seems broken - according to bbc.co.uk/sounds/help/qu… the bulletins feed has 6pm, 7pm and 9pm episodes (as of checking now) but Google home is trying to play the 5:07pm episode and erroring.