Frodo Bagins @cobag12
big ten football watcher | proponent of running the ball | 180 LSAT scorer | Yale ‘72 Your Moms House Joined June 2024-
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Stolen valor but I don’t really care #ShoutoutDad
At what point is it no longer appropriate to look at Greek Rank?
Silent drive home from college. It’s never been more over.
Shoutout the ZBT Jews, AEPi Jews, and the 2 ATO zionists. Thanks guys.
Can I bring a box of cigars to grad tomorrow or nah ? #lank
What’s worse hantavirus or canvas getting hacked right before finals ?
$1000 credit card bill, $200 in my checking account. I’ll make it shake for the last week #whocares
Jadyn “Alphabet Met... @bruh94088762
54 Followers 212 Following Illinois IFC sober monitor. DEKES ‘98. 3x Joes Employee of the Week. Reformed Tar Heel #LGM
Lance Fordham @FordhamLance90
25 Followers 68 Following UIUC Sigma Tau Gamma ‘12 | Ikenberry Dining Crew Chief | Omegle+ Verified
Braxton “Bromley Do... @BraxtonWillyIII
6 Followers 34 Following Illini ‘19 | SigEp PCP | Bromley Final Boss | Gphi Moonball MVP ‘17
Sleazebag “Sleaze�... @MedicatedSleaze
754 Followers 683 Following Heir to the Macedonian Throne | Free Will User | Wandering Spirit | Whimsical Artist | Notoriously Fruity | Therapist to Mutuals
John "Bluto" Blutarsk... @JohnBlutarsky79
20 Followers 257 Following +2.3 | Homeschooled ‘85 | BofA Deal Team Six | Derek Stingley jr. enjoyer | LANK
Tyler (TK) Kisner @TkKisner52883
16 Followers 10 Following
Don’t Ask @WhoJoeIs
152 Followers 4K Following
David Lindhagen (Corn... @ChicagoMuniPro_
217 Followers 567 Following UIUC ‘74. Former AXP Social Chair. Former C-Street Head Door (‘71-‘73). Propane and Propane accessories salesman.
Barry McCockinner @B_McCockinner69
37 Followers 106 Following 2016 Georgia lottery $200 jackpot winner | Peter Millar bag ripper | Nitrous enthusiast | 1 DUI | torta pounder | Widespread seen 32 times | WSBTV appearance
No Way @no_way12622
0 Followers 119 Following
Patrick “Pat” McG... @hogcrankermcgee
679 Followers 2K Following florida '98 • knower of ball • serial pisser • OBGYN
“Iron” Brian Oste... @PrimeIronBrian
24 Followers 77 Following Eccentric music taste | SEC Supremacist | Slightly above average ball knowledge | Boys will be boys | Retired (mediocre) LaxRat | WhyD3
Theodore @Leverup69
424 Followers 3K Following Golf, Ski, Fish. Finance and Politics. Pls fix, thx. Grateful Dead
Bobby “Throbby” B... @ThrobbyBoucher
1K Followers 2K Following P28 70 flex | Time 2006 Person of the year | Hip dip apologist | Buffalo 06'
Wes Welker @triplecrownlol
230 Followers 251 Following Iowa city | Kirkwood ‘94 | Trust Funded | 7.7 Handicap | All things Gambling | Hotty Toddy 🇹🇹
Johhny “Nine-toed�... @JohhnyApplesiid
13 Followers 28 Following Shrine ‘20 | Hope ’94 | Big Ten Enthusiast (2x aphi formal invite) (IM spikeball champ) (Average win rate 78.4%)
Tamin “Rock hard”... @FTHclones7
34 Followers 35 Following Cyclone fanatic. Phi psi homosexuality chair ‘94. Paddy’s enthusiast
Smokin' Jay's burner ... @daguyincognito
204 Followers 349 Following Long-suffering abuse victim of @chicagobears and @whitesox, Somewhat newly suffering one of @IlliniAthletics Politically homeless
Chief Mirkovic @ChiefMirkovic
104 Followers 624 Following FOLLOW BACK ALL | Chief Mirk’s Tribe🤠 | #ILL | #IlliniMBB | #TheRetention | Patenting #TheParade | GO FIND A 3&D WING
Bortuszka🐿(6’3) @bortuszka
11 Followers 61 Following
zencme @zencme1
32 Followers 86 Following
L’Carpetron Dukemar... @AltemeyerLover6
44 Followers 51 Following Sigs Pledgemaster ‘88 | King of Hearts ‘89 | Lion Head Barback | Illini Water Polo Enthusiast
Decoldest “ICE” F... @DecoldestCPA
85 Followers 444 Following intramural football champion. 21-22 record in high school football. SC.
Ryan Prochaska @illiniwek03
553 Followers 4K Following Trial lawyer @PHP_Attorneys, @Illinois_Alma Alum, @washburnlaw grad, @IlliniAthletics @Chiefs @Royals fan, 👨🏼🤝👨🏽husband to @dweeone and proud Wichitan!!
Jerome @O_Jeromeo
726 Followers 6K Following Illini Cardinals Blues junkie, KC Chiefs observer, Rams are dead to me Golf, Star Wars, Sci-fi
Andy Gerard @AndyGerard12
9 Followers 10 Following Illini ‘96 | Michigan Law ‘99 | Touched by a priest | Father of gay son | Segue pipeline
SouthPawStick @southpawstick
0 Followers 18 Following Definitely swaggier than you | 2.7 HCP | Collegiate golfer | Dr Pepper enjoyer | Still live in my parents house | LANK
Da’Monte “Sharpsh... @DaMonteWilly20
24 Followers 52 Following Acacia PC ‘17, Intramural Legend, Kitty Enthusiast, 2x Carle Visitor, Financial Advisor,(Not the real one)
Luke Bahgmeyer @bahgman67
55 Followers 40 Following Maya Ferda enthusiast | Sigma Chi social bid | #9forlyfe | Doucette latest graveyard add
Nick “Horseshoe” ... @GillEnjoyer
32 Followers 56 Following ILLINI ACACIA ‘04 | Joes Head Security | 3x Public Intoxication | Glenbard North Junior Varsity Tailback Coach
Neck Smith @NeckSmithILL
23 Followers 66 Following The tallest, and longest, player in Illini basketball history #grow
Hudson “Wigger” C... @beattyfan420
32 Followers 47 Following Illinois Farmhouse ‘13 | Murphy’s Head Door | Illini Rowing Equipment Manager
Chadwick White IV @drunkcigsdontct
2K Followers 1K Following 6’5 | Blue Eyes | Finance | Trust Fund | W.A.S.P | 4.0 GPA | Oil Money |
Matt “Big D” Dong... @BigDBoneyard
4K Followers 2K Following UNL ‘05 | SAE | 4.5 Soft | Culver’s March 2018 Employee of the Month
The Station @ 310 �... @thestation310
2K Followers 4K Following Indian River’s family tavern & grill.
Z. “Zachary” Chad @zzachchad
257 Followers 274 Following 22 HC | ΛΕΩ Rush Chair | Married | Bud Light Assaulter | White Toes Enthusiast | WVU ‘85
KM @kyky20004
32 Followers 247 Following I’m a pathetic loser bully bait for straight frat bros, athletes, and cocky REAL men. PLEASE DM me if you’re a college bro with homework I can do for you
Bryn Forbes @BrynnForbes11
1K Followers 1K Following Iowa State Fiji Pledge - Dining Hall Worker - IPA Enjoyer
Don Kelly @DonThomasKelly
297 Followers 237 Following Manager of the Pittsburgh Pirates - Former Utility Player - Townhall 18 - UMich ‘89
Robert “Red Rocket�... @padegenerate
747 Followers 562 Following I-83 lover || Washed DIII athlete || Aspiring Engineer || Landlord hater
David “Backshots”... @JamarcusJomhli
437 Followers 548 Following | David Mirkovic Enjoyer | STL CARDINALS | U OF I ILLINI | Chaim Bloom Truther | CHICAGO BEARS | CHICAGO BULLS | Dreams do come true in New Orleans |
Jenny Taylia @rooftopshuffler
85 Followers 77 Following Joe’s Alley Enjoyer #freethealley | Murphy’s Bleachers Enthusiast | President of the Kyle Hendricks Fan Club | Illini Cheer ‘03
Yee @Yee2099141
34 Followers 2K Following
Samuel J. Taylor IV @bigtaylortalk
83 Followers 130 Following Retired Thumb Sucker | Vineyard Vines Connoisseur | Ayo Dosunmu Glazer | Mike’s Hard Lemonade Consumer | Green Street Resident | #ILL
David Lindhagen (Corn... @ChicagoMuniPro_
217 Followers 567 Following UIUC ‘74. Former AXP Social Chair. Former C-Street Head Door (‘71-‘73). Propane and Propane accessories salesman.
Chief Mirkovic @ChiefMirkovic
104 Followers 624 Following FOLLOW BACK ALL | Chief Mirk’s Tribe🤠 | #ILL | #IlliniMBB | #TheRetention | Patenting #TheParade | GO FIND A 3&D WING
Tamin “Rock hard”... @FTHclones7
34 Followers 35 Following Cyclone fanatic. Phi psi homosexuality chair ‘94. Paddy’s enthusiast
Johhny “Nine-toed�... @JohhnyApplesiid
13 Followers 28 Following Shrine ‘20 | Hope ’94 | Big Ten Enthusiast (2x aphi formal invite) (IM spikeball champ) (Average win rate 78.4%)
Wes Welker @triplecrownlol
230 Followers 251 Following Iowa city | Kirkwood ‘94 | Trust Funded | 7.7 Handicap | All things Gambling | Hotty Toddy 🇹🇹
Bobby “Throbby” B... @ThrobbyBoucher
1K Followers 2K Following P28 70 flex | Time 2006 Person of the year | Hip dip apologist | Buffalo 06'
Theodore @Leverup69
424 Followers 3K Following Golf, Ski, Fish. Finance and Politics. Pls fix, thx. Grateful Dead
“Iron” Brian Oste... @PrimeIronBrian
24 Followers 77 Following Eccentric music taste | SEC Supremacist | Slightly above average ball knowledge | Boys will be boys | Retired (mediocre) LaxRat | WhyD3
Patrick “Pat” McG... @hogcrankermcgee
679 Followers 2K Following florida '98 • knower of ball • serial pisser • OBGYN
Benji Cobblestone @BenjCobb
1K Followers 484 Following Avid Supporter of the three B’s | Beer, Bwomen and Bsports | SouthPaw | LLPD | #GreenMafia | #TheBlueprint
Chi Sparty @chitownspartan1
881 Followers 1K Following All things Chicago & MSU. #Cubs #DaBears #Blackhawks🏒 #SeeRed🏀 #SpartanDawgs🟢⚪️
Smokin' Jay's burner ... @daguyincognito
204 Followers 349 Following Long-suffering abuse victim of @chicagobears and @whitesox, Somewhat newly suffering one of @IlliniAthletics Politically homeless
Twistmee “TJ” Joh... @twistyj1969
142 Followers 187 Following East Urbana Resident. Unvaccinated, 0 positive tests (19 negatives). Roth IRA max contributor. Risk Taker. Roadrunner. Entrepreneur.
L’Carpetron Dukemar... @AltemeyerLover6
44 Followers 51 Following Sigs Pledgemaster ‘88 | King of Hearts ‘89 | Lion Head Barback | Illini Water Polo Enthusiast
Ryan Prochaska @illiniwek03
553 Followers 4K Following Trial lawyer @PHP_Attorneys, @Illinois_Alma Alum, @washburnlaw grad, @IlliniAthletics @Chiefs @Royals fan, 👨🏼🤝👨🏽husband to @dweeone and proud Wichitan!!
Jerome @O_Jeromeo
726 Followers 6K Following Illini Cardinals Blues junkie, KC Chiefs observer, Rams are dead to me Golf, Star Wars, Sci-fi
RoyCantona @CantonaRoy
8 Followers 42 Following
Sidelines - Illinois ... @SSN_ILLINI
3K Followers 1K Following The @Sidelines_SN account for Fighting #illini Fans. #famILLy |#EveryDayGuys | #97Strong | Admin: @Eric_Bulak
Jenny Taylia @rooftopshuffler
85 Followers 77 Following Joe’s Alley Enjoyer #freethealley | Murphy’s Bleachers Enthusiast | President of the Kyle Hendricks Fan Club | Illini Cheer ‘03
Bret Bielema @BretBielema
244K Followers 1K Following The official Twitter account for Bret Bielema, Head Football Coach at the University of Illinois
Luke Bahgmeyer @bahgman67
55 Followers 40 Following Maya Ferda enthusiast | Sigma Chi social bid | #9forlyfe | Doucette latest graveyard add
Hudson “Wigger” C... @beattyfan420
32 Followers 47 Following Illinois Farmhouse ‘13 | Murphy’s Head Door | Illini Rowing Equipment Manager
Chadwick White IV @drunkcigsdontct
2K Followers 1K Following 6’5 | Blue Eyes | Finance | Trust Fund | W.A.S.P | 4.0 GPA | Oil Money |
Matt “Big D” Dong... @BigDBoneyard
4K Followers 2K Following UNL ‘05 | SAE | 4.5 Soft | Culver’s March 2018 Employee of the Month
Z. “Zachary” Chad @zzachchad
257 Followers 274 Following 22 HC | ΛΕΩ Rush Chair | Married | Bud Light Assaulter | White Toes Enthusiast | WVU ‘85
Michael O'Brien @michaelsobrien
61K Followers 5K Following Chicago Sun-Times High School Sports Editor [email protected]
Bryn Forbes @BrynnForbes11
1K Followers 1K Following Iowa State Fiji Pledge - Dining Hall Worker - IPA Enjoyer
Brad Underwood @CoachUnderwood
62K Followers 391 Following University of Illinois Head Men's Basketball Coach #Illini #EveryDayGuys
Don Kelly @DonThomasKelly
297 Followers 237 Following Manager of the Pittsburgh Pirates - Former Utility Player - Townhall 18 - UMich ‘89
Otis Clancy McGucket @otis65071
25 Followers 39 Following DU Class of ‘94 | Former mental health chair | 3x theta grilled cheese champ
Robert “Red Rocket�... @padegenerate
747 Followers 562 Following I-83 lover || Washed DIII athlete || Aspiring Engineer || Landlord hater
David “Backshots”... @JamarcusJomhli
437 Followers 548 Following | David Mirkovic Enjoyer | STL CARDINALS | U OF I ILLINI | Chaim Bloom Truther | CHICAGO BEARS | CHICAGO BULLS | Dreams do come true in New Orleans |
Capt. Kylan Boswell @CaptKyBoswell
3K Followers 17 Following Young Leader of Men. Homegrown in the fields of Illinois. Honorary Dischargee from the Battles of the Pacific (parody account)
Samuel J. Taylor IV @bigtaylortalk
83 Followers 130 Following Retired Thumb Sucker | Vineyard Vines Connoisseur | Ayo Dosunmu Glazer | Mike’s Hard Lemonade Consumer | Green Street Resident | #ILL
Cash Williams @CashWilliams03
1K Followers 891 Following Ole Miss ‘13 | Bringing Southern Tradition Back | 12.2 HCP | Trust Fund | Daddy’s Center Console
E D. Awg @Emawnish
2K Followers 1K Following 22 . funny. smart . normal. nice.not a Fan of irony . ED. u of i
Steven “Munch Man�... @Munch_Man10
600 Followers 561 Following Genes Enthusiast | Fresh Prince | Pittsburgh | Go Birds | #IgniteTheOrange | Go Fightins | Go Sixers
Rob “Crack Addict�... @robcracks
763 Followers 699 Following Based and Gorgeous l Panthers Legend l Hobbyist l Eric Clapton Enthusiast l Paper Eater l Divorced x4 l Future POTUS l Big Chief Executive
Jack “McWop” Wopa... @w0pazzo
81 Followers 120 Following
Ethan Browning @BrowningEt2785
215 Followers 1K Following Follower of Christ. USMC Vet. Illini Enthusiast.
IvisicSZN @IvisicSZN
35 Followers 93 Following ILL | 2 time ARC racquetball champ, 3 time Murphy’s ejectee
Coach Diesel @quinn_diesel420
109 Followers 175 Following Youth triple option offensive coordinator. Chief Illiniwek enthusiast UIUC ‘84 #BKKAK #coach
bonjore johnson @1Bonjore
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