Robert F. Meyer @codeswithafist
Writer of code, father of kids, cooker of food. The Peoples Republic of N.J. Joined March 2008-
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Robert F. Meyer retweeted
Someday...
Significant of nothing, everything looks dirty when your only tool is a gas powered pressure washer
Gonna change my name to Iran so I can get $300BN too
For anyone listening, this is your infrequent reminder, fitted sheets don't have to be folded. Roll, stuff, and live your life.
@karomancer @japan_nobunaga Awesome - my Epic pass would let me on whatever mountain Vail has there - it's just the airfare and lodging - ski bum bucket list item.
@karomancer @japan_nobunaga We're u there to ski? If so, how was it?
@kimmydotzip HAH! Also, hey Kansas DOT, disappointing to cross into Colorado and not see your farewell sign say, 'you're not in Kansas anymore.'
Robert F. Meyer retweeted
Durex should sponsor all of these "Secure Your Load" signs on I-95.
@karomancer @TheEcho13 So the difference is single over 40? I'm over 40 but I got the same chick pregnant, like, a few times, and maybe my affinity for younger (and older) is a dad effect where I'm no longer in competition and instead feel connection.
@karomancer If it's a real person then likely they are juggling multiple chats - telephone support can't do that. Also, when telephone support put u on hold they just mute themselves - they can still hear you, for instance muttering profanely about their incompetence while letting one rip.
@jaysonstreet You've been a source of inspiration and hope, which is a lot to say of, let alone to anyone. Hope the crisis passed (they usually do) and without much cost. Which reminds me, I've been trying to connect about your extended home/auto warranty... JK. You're awesome - best wishes.
@Grifter801 My handle on Discord is snoodlesthewonderdog - that's pretty badass, right?
@lovelacecoding Keep trying (or don't) - we're a big place with a lot of confectioners, big and small. I wonder if your available options are limited by company size and and ability to export.
@crisisofconsc If it helps, borrow one of mine. Just don't return it with empty tanks.
@jaysonstreet @CovertSwarm Doing it for the turtles
@sarahcuda Your post gave me an itch to look at my tech bookshelf and see if any fave writers have new work, like Uncanny Valley writer Anna Wiener or Cathy ONeil who wrote Weapons of Math Distruction. (Yes I'm soft pitching but they're really good writers)
@crisisofconsc I feel the same about gmail - using proton more.
Keep getting a Reddit popup for the Reddit app which I already have but sometimes I want the uncurated experience so, sorry, Aaron, fuck Reddit, uninstalling app. @kevinrose get Digg's shit together - I need to come home.
@iDenville @InfoSecSherpa Drones were actually stolen from a shipping warehouse in Harrison, which is just north of Newark.
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