Chris Satterfield @compgeke

I just collect old stuff. It's not hoarding if it's functional, right? Can also be found as compgeke on the blue sky. CA Bay Areaish Joined May 2012

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

3 weeks ago

@mcmansionhell I just embraced it and kept using a profile picture of me at 19 forever. I’ll never update it.

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

3 weeks ago

@mcmansionhell Is South Detroit (Windsor) included in B?

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Wank master @palimpcest

2 months ago

@Kaii2kewl4skewl they're making bs up like frutiger aqua frutiger eco how about a frutiger job application

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640by480 @640by480

2 months ago

There is now an Apple II client for 640by480.com colino.net/wordpress/sixf…

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

2 months ago

@mcmansionhell Vintage Computing :)

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

2 months ago

@mcmansionhell

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Charlotte Lee @cljack

3 months ago

Hey girl, did you crash into an Iowa cornfield after losing all flight control surfaces due to an uncontained engine failure? Because…

mads campbell @martyrdison

3 months ago

so glad to be a dc 10

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

4 months ago

@suchnerve I drive the small car I'm going to die one day :(

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@suchnerve As an American, I *must* have a big SUV because I plan on crashing. When I do crash, I need to make sure I can absolutely destroy someone else's family because mine's more important. This is why I must drive a 6100lb SUV to Taco Bell. It's just to keep my kids safe. (/s)

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

4 months ago

@amgarratt @nbabobbyhill @_colourmeamused I mean yeah, it would be in like 2019. We're in the new era of explaining to boomers "gas isn't a quarter a gallon anymore".

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

5 months ago

@elvicentela @Schaffrillas No need to fear ring and flock are partners and allow LEOs to access the cameras 🥰

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

6 months ago

@barebackbidet @MBV4lentin3 @Shark3ozero If they're operating at a loss it sounds like they made a bad investment. Maybe they should invest in more profitable ventures than being a "housing provider."

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

6 months ago

@RightWingCope Btw this guy is a known Facebook scammer too. He tries to flip stuff like Microsoft product licenses illegally, violating the terms and placing you in a position to get audited by MS.

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

7 months ago

@wingod @TaggReturns @micah_erfan Alternate view. My family's from those areas. Those areas are all crackheads and backwater rednecks. Towns where everyone's slept with everyone and the local pastime is doing drugs and driving drunk. Beware who you date, you just might end up dating a cousin or half sibling.

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

7 months ago

@TaggReturns @wingod @micah_erfan Once you break it down by population, you realize those blood red counties all have like 12 people in them. Unfortunately cows and dead grass don't get to vote.

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

8 months ago

@theory_dance @Laria7607 @SocDoneLeft Have you tried just not crashing? This sounds like you're intending on crashing.

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

8 months ago

You have to embrace the "I got mine, fu" mindset to truly understand.

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Chris Satterfield @compgeke

9 months ago

@mcmansionhell The only way these people see out is to get some flavorade and just never walk outside again. Doing anything more than looking outside a window to scowl at people means you're deserving or whatever. Which ignores that for most people, you're gonna be homeless on the street.