cool_rick @cooler_rick
u2 sucks even more than coldplay, fight me yourmom Joined June 2012-
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And now we are both glad we don't know each other anymore
@leahtriss This hits... Right in the self truth.... Ow.
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Getting engaged in your 20’s is a mental illness
Another year, another negative influence lost. Good riddance.
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can you get married but still live in separate houses? like love is great and all but never getting to be alone again is... probably not worth having a spouse imo
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.@RepSwalwell’s questioning was phenomenal. He was one of the first Members of Congress to recognize the Russian threat and take it seriously. He is a true patriot. I’m glad he’s on our side. That side being America.
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Going to the gym - tiring - expensive - time consuming Sitting on the couch - effortless - free - you’ll die sooner
Worse than being broken up with was being spoken to with the customer service voice afterwards. Gotta be fuckin to be talked to with sincerity.
I reached sexual maturity at the age of 13. Emotional maturity would arrive only a short 20 years later.
Just informed Google that I am not interested in stories about chicken thighs. That's an interesting data point that someone is going to purchase.
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Hurt my back wiping my ass and isn't this the life I always dreamed of
@billyeichner Now that you mention it, I buy myself this reward pretty regularly
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gee i wonder
How is it that there has been just one whistleblower?
Tom DeLonge has a WHAT?!
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