Crypteez @crypteez

England, United Kingdom Joined January 2018

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3 minutes ago

@GntlemansGeek They are all Porsche and Rolex. Bit cheap in my opinion. What about the classy Ford and Casio combo? What about the timeless Timex and Toyota? And how could you forget the famous Skoda and Seiko matchup?

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18 hours ago

@defidarling No

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18 hours ago

@LukeElderTV 'there is zero logic behind a predetermined knockout match in an international competition that England managed to reach not rescheduling to suit children and grown ups bedtimes in England' You sir, are a first rate joyless fool.

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a day ago

@GorgieOpinion Yes, please do. The advantage isn't 'playing at home'. When another country comes to wembley they are greeted to mild weather, no altitude issues and civilised hospitality. The home teams gets an advantage due to its fans. Thats it. Going to guess you just don't like England

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a day ago

@ras0890 @fesshole Hahaha hilarious you got triggered by being called out for exactly the scum you are.

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a day ago

@ZoeGutier @petshop09 Just discovered H&M pima cotton tees £12.99 here in the UK. Fantastic quality. And I've been throwing my money away on thin, roughly stitched all saints shirts that retail at £40-50 for years.

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2 days ago

@swanyard98 So you know, mexican food is right down the bottom of the list of our favourite imported food. 99/100 would choose fish and chips, our national delight, over a fajita. Also, you are now no longer permitted to post in our language.

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2 days ago

@defidarling Other options available. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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2 days ago

@VIRSBLANKES @ToonDazza Wanker

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2 days ago

@IanFranz_ @stevemagness 1250 views and only one person agrees with you.

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3 days ago

@RichieFirth Sitting in a locked in pub with die hard fans, beer on tap. Or even on your sofa at 2:30am watching England, these are scenes you will remember for decades to come. Tuchel suggested the kids be allowed to stay up, he didn't think he'd have to say it to the grown ups.

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3 days ago

@RichieFirth I will stay up because I'm not a pussy. How often do we get the spectacle of playing Mexico in the Azteca in a historic knock out world cup fixture? When did we all become so soft?

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4 days ago

@Jamerzh22 @StanCollymore Cant imagine what you would have said if they went out 1-0 today. Did Kane's wonderful strike not illicit even a moment of optimism, relief or joy in you?

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4 days ago

@Get_effed Nobody ever talks about it do they. The smell of a long delayed rain in the summer evaporating off bone dry hot asphalt and concrete. Takes me back to long summers in the streets in the UK as a kid in the 90's.

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4 days ago

@Snoow_Ball_06 Getting SO bored of these posts.

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5 days ago

@jalle51 Great story until the Russian army start systematically taking out actual migrating birds, which we desperately need to protect. We already have Malta peppering them for sport, many many birds pass through Russia.

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a week ago

@EdLatimore @fastrlife I think some of your audience might be older than you think. Us Grampas gotta look good too (36)

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a week ago

@fastrlife @EdLatimore Some examples. Not a fan on the over baggy relaxed fit clothes with chunky sleeves designed for skinny teenagers to disappear in. If you are lean you just look like you don't even lift.