Awooga Mazda @daftunc
Beshno az ney chon hekāyat mikonad Montréal, QC Joined March 2014-
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The team you have in a JRPG when you’re trying to level up characters you don’t use as often
What arguing with a bot on twitter feels like
I am a Zillennial i.e. a Millennial with Chinese characteristics
Date: So tell me about yourself Me: When I'm doing lateral raises at the gym I like to pretend I'm a beautiful bird flapping its majestic wings Date: Why does this keep happening
Tragic: local man did not do the best he could with the information he had at the time
Love fucking around (sitting in the shade of a tree) Hate finding out (planting trees in whose shade I shall never sit)
You are in love with an anime waifu I am in love with a Queen of Spades I once saw in a deck of playing cards We are not the same
Jungians reading binary be like: uroboros phallus uroboros uroboros uroboros phallus uroboros phallus
mfers have nine friends and think they're akatsuki
you know the nap is bout to be fire when you lie down and start twitching
Being a tyrannical overlord ain't what it used to be... henchmen don't even say "duhhh ok boss" no more
Reject modernity (scrolling through social media) Embrace tradition (gazing longingly at one's own reflection)
I do not know what a "hater" is. I merely have fake arguments with people in my head
Me, buying weed: Lemme get your weakest shit
We were dead matter and now we're having a conscious experience. What is a "scrum meeting"
won't let the 'donate your eclipse glasses' crowd take away my God-given right to recreationally stare directly at the sun whenever I want
Went to see the eclipse today and someone booed when the sun came back. The audacity
Date: So tell me about yourself Me: Whenever I’m on the treadmill I like to pretend I’m the sole source of energy for a microscopic civilization. While appreciative, they are also astonished by my massive power and size. I am their Sun Date: Why does this keep happening
Don't even talk to me about the "onebag minimalist travel lifestyle" if you're not using one of these
1140-day duolingo streak update: have begun to unravel a massive anti-pigeon conspiracy
SHeren in Gaza @Wead2010
623 Followers 2K Following My home in northerten Gaza was destroyed. My five children lost everything. Three are injured and need urgent medical help
Sarah Musa @masayaramasa
2K Followers 1K Following 🇵🇸I am Sarah from Gaza, a mother of three children. We are one of the families that survived the genocide. I ask you to help and I am a mother who sfollow up.
Brooks Brown @bwb1011
0 Followers 359 Following
bahaa in gaza 🍉�... @AGhzt83384
471 Followers 4K Following My name is Baha from Gaza, Palestine 🇵🇸 I am 18 years old. I lost my father and 3 of my brothers in this war My mother is sick and I am the breadwinner help
Emad Gaza 🇵🇸 @EmadEmad278348
1K Followers 4K Following I am Imad from Gaza 🇵🇸 I live under violent bombing and genocide. I ask you to follow me. This is my third account. I have been banned twice 💔😭
Ahmad From Gaza 🇵�... @AhmadBasemHamad
405 Followers 4K Following Ahmed from the land of peace that has never seen peace 😔💔 i live in a tent ⛺ 💔 FREE GAZA 🙏✌️
Teddy Rose @TeddyJoeYoung
96 Followers 740 Following
Wrear @WrearvdP6vSL
64 Followers 2K Following
🍉🇵🇸OMAR FROM... @OMARFROMGA96713
393 Followers 3K Following Just a young Palestinian man suffering from difficult conditions in Gaza. Please help me to survive. Donate or share.
🇵🇸🇯🇵Ramad... @RRamadan61604
604 Followers 4K Following Help Ramadan survive the genocide. A simple donation saves me from hunger. 😥😥
Help Monia family �... @lana12028
376 Followers 3K Following I am Munia Mohammed from the Gaza paleaslitn l🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🙏🙏😭😭😭
✌️Zoher Yosf Gaza... @YosfZoher93330
555 Followers 5K Following My name is Zuhair Yousef Al-Louh From Palestine - Gaza I am 21 years old. I need help to save the lives of my family and children. If you are interested, hel
Saman @aloneinyourcity
6 Followers 134 Following
Ro @Robyn83160553
2 Followers 36 Following
The 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋�... @LokusPS4
220 Followers 6K Following Elden Ring stuff. Umamusume stan WWM I just post things now
Osman.eth 📍 @osmanethy
258 Followers 999 Following Investor and #DOGE lover 🐶 I have built a unique collection of NFT artworks featuring both of my favorite things.
Barış Kalaycıoğlu @BrsKalaycoglu
3 Followers 257 Following
lordpicklenips ☠︎... @lordpicklenip
280 Followers 6K Following AG 47 🐈| 🚀 Wanna Sprite Cranberry 🍋 PFP by ayu_mu00
SteRow @sterow2016
185 Followers 1K Following
Name cannot be blank @hormblende
728 Followers 6K Following The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence
Jay Divanji @jaydivanji
716 Followers 3K Following
Darth Sidious @EmpPalpatine66
263 Followers 2K Following Writer, reader, gamer. Aspiring VA and all that jazz. Star Wars, Halo, Warhammer 40k, Firefly, and more! He/Him, 27, J
Name can (not) be bla... @NoBrainNoPain_
211 Followers 1K Following
Mr. Meat cook @captainwaller
850 Followers 3K Following When life gives you lemons, question what life you’re living
Brother Jera Gray @Witch_Priest
308 Followers 1K Following American Wicca. Freedom, Empowerment. Personal Responsibility. )0(
Boppa @boppa_67
431 Followers 4K Following Twitter is going to wreck the block feature, so I've gone private.
Michael @avg_gen_xer
6K Followers 5K Following You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run.
Michael l. @Michael23150750
311 Followers 498 Following there's nothing to figure out. it's just life. 🤔✌️✌️😎
regan kerr @regan_k_
269 Followers 1K Following professional googler, amateur strategist, champagne sociopath. #1 Nowra Gold Coast advocate.
Critical Warp Theory ... @quantumslacks
127 Followers 436 Following I know HTML (How To Make Love). He/him. Ed Asner per asparagus
Dancing on Jelly @dancingonjelly
310 Followers 1K Following Movie geek, TV nerd, museum person, part time pirate. Also medically crazy. I also fight crime! she/her, they/them. 🟦🌌
the larry bird of smo... @ghost_zoo
412 Followers 1K Following this account is a form of artistic expression conducted via an electronic medium and is not an admission of guilt nor is it admissible in a court of law
F. F. Woodycooks @LoudHorsingOff
2 Followers 80 Following Taking back the streets, one scoop at a time.You might like
