Daniel Monk @danielmonk

Decidedly different @greazyldn London greazytees.com Joined April 2009

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

a day ago

being completely truthful you would be right to check the sanity of one of the world's best in their position swapping madrid for north london. let alone a brazilian for that matter

Like reported yesterday, Vinícius Júnior’s camp has successfully used Mikel Arteta’s North London, set-piece-dependent project as leverage throughout the negotiations, with Real Madrid now responding by improving their contract offer. The latest developments only reinforce the

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

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2 days ago

Nike have the worst launch platform in the world. they just announce loads of shoes that you never hear about until months later they drop 16 pairs on that awful snkrs app. this isnt 2016 anymore nobody moves like that anymore

Footy Headlines @Footy_Headlines

2 days ago

𝙉𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙮𝙤 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙑𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝟏 𝙊𝙂 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙 Nike is continuing to expand its lifestyle lineup by giving another historic football boot the street-ready treatment. Via @sneakermarketro, we have images of the upcoming Nike Cryo Shot

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

4 days ago

I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

4 days ago

@UnpopularPosh considering most of our fanbase consists of braindead 'passion' merchants who chased him out the club previously probably not

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

4 days ago

wow

Colander 🩵 @colander20

5 days ago

Me reading Jeremy Clarkson’s description of Concorde after it’s very last flight

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

4 days ago

must be the only place in the world a full montirex suit is acceptable. baffling

chris @chriisorourke

5 days ago

scouse blokes when they see a man dressing like an adult and not a 12 year old who got a jd giftcard for christmas

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

7 days ago

might be one of the most spectacular own goals in history

Henry Winter @henrywinter

7 days ago

The question now is not whether Infantino’s divisive plan survives. It can’t. The question now is whether Infantino himself survives as FIFA president. He shouldn’t.

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

knowing this much about journalists is hilarious as well

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

I'm sure people care more about transfers than football itself

Sean @SeanDOlfc

2 weeks ago

Ornstein works for a company so he is forced to report things he is told. Fabrizio works for himself so if he thinks something is fishy, he just doesn’t report on it.

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

max is the best man. just unreal

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

whatever is happening to george russell is making me actually root for him instead

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

slating the regs & his weird obsessive fan base at the same time. lando norris i was not familiar with your game

ESPN F1 @ESPNF1

2 weeks ago

Lando Norris shares his thoughts on F1’s new era ahead of the Hungarian Grand Prix 👀: 🗣️”It's a business. Everyone wants to make money, so in order for Audi (new to the grid for 2026) and other teams like Cadillac to come in, we had to make changes. Formula 1's gone too heavily

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

aj vs fury is gonna be the most jokes fight of all time

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

andy burnham raging

James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville

2 weeks ago

No 2027 Ashes test match in the north of England. Old Trafford and Headingley have not been chosen to host a test match. Lancashire and Yorkshire are two of the iconic cricket counties with a proud heritage. Shamefully overlooked for the Ashes series.

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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_

2 weeks ago

Jesus Lord featuring The LOX & Jay Electronica is one of my favorite songs Ye has ever made and it features one of his greatest verses of Ye's career just pure, raw emotion.

NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast

2 weeks ago

YE - DONDA LISTENING PARTY 💿 5 years ago today...

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2 weeks ago

There’s a London accent and then there’s a Tiktok London accent. Every word is mad exaggerated and spoken with some caricaturish cadence so they can let you know they grew up around certain places or people

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

2 weeks ago

what a month x.com/alexewing_/sta…

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Daniel Monk @danielmonk

3 weeks ago

the most insufferable man in golf

NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF

3 weeks ago

🚨🗣️👀 #NEW — Watch as Rory McIlroy UNLOADS on LIV star Bryson DeChambeau: “I'm not particularly fond of him. I think a lot of it's performative.. think a lot of it's for attention..to hold the tournament hostage…“didn't feel like it was a great look.”