𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

I’m somewhere between humble and hell nah • #whodat ⚜️ Joined November 2010

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

I had a dream a while back that this young girl that I work with was pregnant and here we are a month later and the bitch pregnant

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

a father/daughter dance at a wedding is gonna get me every time 🙃

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

I can’t wait for the day when I don’t have to pay for my own Mother’s Day gifts lol I told Aria I’ma start making her do chores now to save up to by me something next year 😂

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

I’m so fucking frustrated

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and I’m not at all hating on flat chested women, we’re all made the way we’re made. but if you think me wearing a vneck is provocative you should think the same about a girl with no cleavage wearing the same type of shirt. people are so miserable 🙄 I’ma keep wearing what I want

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

here recently I have been singled out or shit talked at least 3 times bc I got big titties and I don’t go out of my way to keep them hidden. people are so whack. if someone with a flat chest wore the same shirts (in their size) that I wear to work, not a damn word would be said

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

can’t wait to get out of town for a few days

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

I was supposed to have a doctor’s appointment at 8:15 this morning, I even called yesterday to check on it and still woke up and forgot about it and missed that mf 🤦🏻‍♀️ how?

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Scary Underwater @scaryunderwater

3 years ago

The fact that this is real is just insane 😨

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

I wish I woulda never picked up this shift up today 😅

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

the replies 😂😭👊🏻⚜️

Trace @yfntrace

3 years ago

what would yall say a new saints fan should know about us ? 🤔👇🏼 (@ChrisRivera99)

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

@___ashleighhh I’m tf weak 🤣🤣🤣

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Jay @idek_tb

3 years ago

my antisocial ass realising i should’ve just stayed at home

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𝕃𝕖𝕥𝕒 ♍️ @dankstrosity

3 years ago

I’m strongly considering trying to go back to school this year. I love bartending so much but I feel like after years of doing it I’m just getting burnt out. I just haven’t done anything related to school in so long that I’m very nervous lol.