The Wrong Turn @darkandwrong
Trying to be witty, please don’t be offended. All views are definitely not my own. Always follow back. England, United Kingdom Joined September 2022-
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@simonfinbow @fesshole Came here to say this.
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@fesshole Has she tried shitting in the sink instead?
@fesshole I saw a fight the other day where a guy got punched in the brain a couple of times outside a McDonalds.
@fesshole Imagine loving your mum so much that you took time out to remember her on her birthday and the anniversary of her death.
@fesshole How do you upload a child?
@fesshole What the fuck kind of fake magic did she then start using when he was 10? Poor little fucker.
@fesshole The twat that got the cream.
@gibberingphil @fesshole You caught me.
@gibberingphil @fesshole I take it your job had absolutely nothing to do with maths? 5 days per year, times 9 years, is not 54.
@bobbrush102 @fesshole Correct. My apologies. Doesn’t work so well.
@fesshole I added a like to this post using Tor, so the other fessers who just shit in sinks don’t win.
@fesshole I do the same with Just Stop Oil protesters.
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