David Lowe @davidlowe

Hey, @Walmart - someone has created an account with you using my email address and I just received an order confirmation for it. It's not me. How do I stop that?

The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect.  Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life. This merger has real consequences for real people, and for the entire country. Scrutinizing the Ellisons, including Oracle’s business built on data, surveillance technology and government contracts, and the serious threat to editorial freedom and the loss of a livelihood for thousands of families, is fair and necessary. The $111 billion deal would hand one family control over CNN, HBO and Warner Bros., backed in part by foreign money whose influence on editorial decisions has never been fully explained to the public.  Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have called for serious national security review, and regulators still haven’t given the public a real answer. Until they do, the merger shouldn’t move forward. Now is the time to dive boldly into all these issues, not step back or concede.

Hey, @FedEx, you are literally the worst company with the worst service and the worst customer support. You offer no flexibility, no communication and cannot be relied on for correct information. You are dishonest and untrustworthy. I will never, ever use your services willingly.

@empiremagazine I went to see Spider-Man: Brand New Day last night and found out that the casting "rumour" you mentioned last month was completely true and thus a huge spoiler, but the article didn't have a spoiler warning. With great articles must also come great responsibility.

Hey, @seattletimes, could you please remove the paywall in your app for the live updates page on the Bite of Seattle shooting? The main story is free but this is one time when the live updates should be available to all. Thanks.

Putin Last night Donald Trump released a declassified document that says his own intelligence community identified Putin as personally running an operation to defeat my father in 2020, built around a fake Burisma corruption scandal centered around me and executed through prominent Americans. Trump tasked his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, to fly to Kyiv and meet a known Russian agent. The Americans who ran, laundered, and legitimized the operation: Donald Trump. Rudy Giuliani. John Solomon. Joe DiGenova. Victoria Toensing. Lev Parnas. Igor Fruman. Chanel Rion. Sean Hannity. Steve Bannon. Miranda Devine. Ken Vogel. Ron Johnson. Chuck Grassley. James Comer. Jim Jordan. To name a few. An operation formally sanctioned by Trump's own Treasury Department on September 10, 2020, and expanded to include more named actors on January 11, 2021. Oh, and don't forget the Russian-linked FBI informant Alexander Smirnov, who later pleaded guilty to making the entire Burisma bribery story up. The record exists and we have all the receipts, and more.

@WhiteHouse And? Everybody knows that, you fucking morons. But guess what, they're for ALL American citizens, not just the cult members you want to include while making registration and voting harder for everyone you don't like.

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled. You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

THE BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICAN DEMOCRACY IS THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT. WE ARE SO FUCKED.

@Republicans Pretty sure every Democrat stopped supporting him once they found out he was a rapist. What about you? Why are you still supporting your rapist?

Sure, "Dumocrat" is funny but if there's a zingier nickname than "Twice-Impeached Adjudicated Rapist and 34-Time Convicted Felon Who Also Fucked Kids" I want to hear it.

I hear Folarin Balogun has started writing his autobiography, Standing on the Ankles of Giants.

@elonmusk @Rothmus He understands what it means to be American better than you ever will, you racist cunt. You're the one who should fuck off back to Africa considering you immigrated illegally all those years ago.

@jpalmiotti I grew up with Bolland's Judge Dredd and 2000AD work in the late 70s and 80s. Still a fan and this just blows me away. Hope I get to meet him some day.

@SethAbramson It's Iranian Flag Green! 🇮🇷

@DNIGabbard It's supposed to be a "mic drop" moment when you leave dramatically, not a "turd drop".

@elonmusk In the present, you're still a greedy cunt, though.

@MarkBrooksArt Needs a luxlikalyindictomy.

@MarkBrooksArt Looks like I'll have to bring you another sketch cover soon! 🤯

@Groupon Your support team is useless. I messaged them and they asked for a bunch of unnecessary personal details like banking info. Then they unsubscribed me from email messages instead of texts. Then they asked for screenshots but couldn't open them, even though they're standard JPEGs.

Hey, @Groupon, when I repeatedly tell you to STOP texting me, don't just start texting me again the very next day. Do I need to report you to the Better Business Bureau or just delete my account altogether?