David Shaffer @davidshaffer32

Columbus 'til I die Columbus, OH Joined May 2017

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I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty

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I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty

2 days ago

Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_

2 days ago

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development. Story with @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/74234…

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Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio

4 days ago

Was just walking down the street and saw a kid eating ice cream out of a waffle cone. I slapped it out of her and asked her if she had any clue who we are playing on Monday. #FuckBelgium

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I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty

4 weeks ago

World Cup time

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Will Sennett @Senn_Spud

3 months ago

not thinking about the state of the world. im thinking about roughly 100 20 year old boys. thinking about how big and strong they are. thinking about their bodies. and if my team picks a boy whos body i do not like so help me god i will bring fire to the homes of those you love

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Cons @CaptainCons

4 months ago

Convincing my kid that it’s bedtime even though it’s not dark out

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no context survivor @BESTOFSURVlVOR

4 months ago

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ettingermentum @ettingermentum

4 months ago

I just can’t believe that the inaugural owner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this

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I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO

5 months ago

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

5 months ago

If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well

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Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw

5 months ago

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

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I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO

8 months ago

Clocking in this morning…

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David Shaffer @davidshaffer32

6 months ago

@JBook_37 I always felt that last year’s argument was really whether losing to Michigan a fourth time in a row was worse than losing a natty. Now that we’ve broken the streak the priorities can reset to natty > rivalry

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I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO

7 months ago

I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO

7 months ago

Every Epstein picture looks straight out of the Dangerous Nights ITYSL sketch

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RedditCFB @RedditCFB

7 months ago

In 2010, Ohio State got a season vacated and a postseason ban for a 12-0 season because some players got free tattoos. Just 15 years later, Utah (a Mountain West member at the time) sold a stake in their athletic department for $500M.